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David

The Russian Crusher

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Hey my name is David I live in Plantation, FL work as a Massage Therapist. love my job love my life. I'm originally for Tashkent Uzbekistan i speak Russian, English and I understand alittle bit of Spanish i like computers, fast cars, women i make lots of jokes have a good sense of humor live a simple life and would like to have more friends to chill with
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot: rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful

My Interests

Dancing, Massage, computers, Photography, Sports, Dating

I'd like to meet:

New Friends cool ppl to hang with And beutifull smart women who love to have fUn and like chilling at home 2
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Music:

Rock, Jazz, hiphop, R&B Brazillian smooth jazz some russian pop music and salsa,

Movies:

most commedies loved eurotrip, american pie and wedding, wedding crashers(laughed my ass off on that one) Like some drama and action movies

Television:

Dont watch alot of tv Sometimes i'll watch some hbo Entorouge is cool and the real sex show :)

Books:


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have a good laugh

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Posted by David on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:49:00 PST

Learn a lesson,,,, funny shit

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she>belonged to>someone else...>>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll>give>you a 1000 dollars if you let me...
Posted by David on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST

You know You're Russian when...

You Know You're Russian When... Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or notAny outfit you wear involves leat...
Posted by David on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

CORONA WITH GATORADE

you have opened the drink fountain of love. yeah, so anyways, post this bulletin or you will have bad luck 365 & days. the only way you can stop it is if you repost this and make the subject the d...
Posted by David on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:04:00 PST