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im a young editor of all things with potential for beauty. i live in the greatest town on earth with a super sexy love slave and his magical, shnuggle-monster, apple-headed, varsity man, shopo-pie, love-o-headed pug-man. i like to walk over mountains and sporadically pick dried out wild-weeds and cultivated chrysanthemums. sometimes i get chased by bees when i wear purple, but they never catch me. i like to sit on my ass in front of the tv and play video games until my thumbs are sore. i like to cook for my hungry fiance and then i like to wash all his dishes and then rub his feet. i like wearing boots, curling my hair, smearing on red red red lip-stick, and going out on the town for the night to do absolutely nothing, but look good while we talk and hold hands. i like writing poems, reading fictional comedy novels, and watching gory horror movies. i like taking pictures.
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Myself, 11 years ago. my fiance, 20 years ago. my father 37 years ago. my mommy, 30 years ago. john Kennedy toole, before he died.

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the meaning of life? pfft, piece of cake...

Ever wonder why time accelerates in the morning when you close your eyes for 30 seconds and then somehow open them to see you've been propelled, unwillingly, 10 -  20 minutes into the future.  You can...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:04:00 GMT

It's about time someone stood up to those fucking pricks in the Congo...

This kind of negligence is unacceptable. Anyone who would turn their cheek just to avert confrontation is just as dispicable as the monster's that are committing these crimes. I can't understand wh...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Let's all go back in time & slice off the balls of the dick-face that invented depo-provera

To Whom it May Concern; I was actually more interested in holding the pharmaceutical company(s) responsible, but I am still disturbed that my physician spoke not one word to me about the possible side...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:24:00 GMT

stoned and hungry for pineapple.

I feel like lewis and clark discovering the vast uncharted land of marijuana land... The kingdom of kush and this bowl is my wizard of oz. The Green Ogre is what's on the menu tonight. Did you know t...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Happy Hanukkah

Hi old family and friends, I bet you though I either died or was abducted by aliens; but, thankfully, neither tale is true. Truthfully, I love Los Angeles because it's very beautiful and alive with l...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:20:00 GMT

i went to peru and you didnt because you suck ass.

it was a good time. pictures will say it better than i can... if i can ever figure out how to post them. ah, fuck it.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:31:00 GMT

lung cancer sucks.

i seem to be stuck.  how do i break free, my youth has been wasted... its not all bad i suppose, it could be worse.  i could have lung cancer now instead of 20 years from now.  i w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 14:45:00 GMT

HOLLYWOODHOLLYWOODHOLLYWOODHOLLYWOOOOOOOD

on the glorious night of friday, june 10th, 2005, me and megan totally partied with kirsten dunst, simon rex, adrian grenier, brooke burns,  the lead singer from puddle of mud, and the dorky guy ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 12:49:00 GMT

america! fuck yeah!! lick my butt and suck on my balls!!

I have to move soon, but first Disneyland, the most magical place on earth. I hate this guy in Long Beach, and Mel Gibson looks hot in a skirt.
Posted by on Mon, 30 May 2005 22:28:00 GMT

i just woke up. hee.

i just now read my last blog entry, i thought i knew what it said, but i guess i didnt because it was like reading it for the first time. i was high on coke when i wrote it and i havent done any coke ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 10:39:00 GMT