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Jose.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is."

"A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this."

I'm me and you are not me, therefore you should get to know me.That is unless you're on that different plane.In which case we have already been introduced.
There are few things in life I enjoy more than getting the Led out.
"Behold, the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"
"That's a manatee or in nautical terms, the seacow."
you should be happy to spend time with me no matter what hellhole we are in....
"Do not let the desires of others derail your principles."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Wicked young ladies, meet me in Montauk.

My Blog

New Slogan

Someone said this about life's challenges and overcoming obstacles."Mistakes don't have to last a lifetime."That would be a great slogan for Planned Parenthood.
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 14:52:00 GMT

Let’s look at the numbers

Left thumb-palm joint. Swollen.Right hand pinkie finger. Sprained/swollen.Right upper thigh. Contusion.Side of right knee. Scratch.Back of right knee. Deep scratch.Top of left toe. Scratch.Left ankle....
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:50:00 GMT

I see

Have no idea what i was going to write down there. The truth hurts because it's life.  Life hurts.  That's pretty basic, but you get the point. But that's not near anything I was thinking ab...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:46:00 GMT

The truth is hard

I will elaborate later.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Asilos Magdalena

Translated from AmputechtureSick, I arrivedAnd I'm too lazy to feel betterDon't offer me your obedienceJust because I've shown you my body of mud where my flesh was weak with a hunger that won't let m...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:09:00 GMT

The thing is this...

He knows the struggle...and some people don’t think it matters.http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/18/us/pol itics/20080318_OBAMA_GRAPHIC.html
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Nov. 2008

I’m going to get political in case anyone cares.  You can easily avoid these if you want or you can engage in serious debate.  None of that You Suck-I Rule shit.From a person in anothe...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Blue sky

It’s beautiful today. Have you ever seen anything so blue?Yeah, the ocean.From a plane?From space.You haven’t been in space.I saw a picture of it. It was really blue.I’m talking abou...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Checkout

Aime scanned the food on the belt."Hi there, how are you"mumble mumble is all she heard."Good"Good was the default answer  If they said good or fine and asked how she was then she told them. If t...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:45:00 GMT

Blinking cursor

Sam stared at the Send button wondering if the tone of what he had just written could be in no way misconstrued as something that he didn't want to say.  Yet. Was it as open and friendly as he'd ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:43:00 GMT