The following statements may or may not be true:
I'm probably smarter than you. Or at I least think I am.
I like simple things, and am working towards appreciating them much more. I'm easily annoyed, but not quick to anger. I only hold grudges if I feel I've been disrespected.
I'm very sarcastic, paranoid, and neurotic and am somewhat decent at hiding it.
I'm a huge nerd. My roots are settled in the superhero universe, and my daydreams consist of the next big epic adventure. I play Magic: the Gathering and I'm damn good at it. Deal with it.
I do appreciate my friends, even if I don't show it to the majority of them. I'm very much of a loner, but am smart enough to know that to get anywhere in this world, its not without a little help.
I'm going to be a doctor someday. And then a psychiatrist. And then a guest lecturer at prestigious universities when I come out of being a hermit where I write my best selling novels.
I want to be addicted to vicodin when I grow up. And be a cripple.
I want a girl who I can respect. Someone who won't sleep with me immeadiatly. Someone who can hold her own in a debate. Someone who doesn't take bullshit from anyone and lets people treat her badly because she knows that she can do better. A girl with enough self-esteem to know herself, but still likes being treated like a princess every now and then. Intelligent. Dark hair. Sociable. Challenges me. Wears long skirts. Can appreciate classical music, ballet and strategy games, yet at the same time Futurama, B-rate horror films, beer pong, and playing in the rain on the right days. Who will put up with me because she sees my best intentions and now how badly I am at carrying them out. Who won't get bored with me. Probably named Kathleen. =)
I won't try to philosophize
I'll just take a deep breath and I'll look in your eyes
This is how I feel
And it's so surreal
My score on The Brutally Honest Personality Test :
Dictator- ENTJ
(60% Extraversion, 56% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 66% Judging)
Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.At least people LIKE the rest of us.
