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Like licking honey from a razor blade...here im ment to tell you all about myself maybe i should be normal and type what other people put about loving all my mates but there all cunts :OP so i wont do that instead i shall give you a few things to try and help you unserstand me...when i was little my mum told me that if you sqeeze your head when your going for a poo it will make it come out faster...i still do it now from time to time it makes me laugh my socks off but i can safely say that it doesnt work...my kitten david likes to sit in the bath and drink the running water and she talks to me when i ask her things which is hilariuos obviously when i saw talk i mean meow but still...im scared of eggs they make me feel sick so dont be a cunt and chase me with one or i will have to bite you with my growler...i have problems sleeping so with all that extra time i have snuggled up in my big bed i think about totally ridiculus things like what would my local swimming pool look like full of jelly babies and how many spots do dalmations have?ive just got back from working in ibiza for 5 months and i can honestly say that it was the most amazing thing ive ever doen its been the best and worst summer ever so much hard work and im never going to eat pasta again or i might actually cry hahaha as soon as i have money im booking a flight for next year hahahahahaWhat you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now...If you try you may fail, if you don't try you're guaranteed to fail...Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important...Some things have to be believed to be seen...my mums the best person in my life shes by far the most amazing person i have and will ever meet nothing she does will ever faze me shes a bigger silly head than i am and i hope one day i can do somehting amazing to make her proud of me :O)the other best people in my life are kat flaps mooie my ibiza wife shes by far going to be stuck with me for the rest of her life being home makes me sad as shes not here in my room stealing my clothes or dancing silly or demanding we go out or that i do her make up i feel like half a person without her!!!!who did it???? hahahahaha love you kat bag

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