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Johnny

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About Me

Boring hell!! It's rubbish being a jobless bum!! So if you think you can help me with my boredom give me a shout!I live in Southampton and can often be seen staggering from bar to bar on a Saturday night. I love my football and play semi-professionaly. I somehow managed to get a degree and am a jobless bum for now!. It's pretty good actually altho its not what i wanted to be when i grew up!Went to the States on a 6 week mini tour last summer. Amazing. Wish I was there again :(. Bring on the summer!Don't live for work, only work to live.Have a good day and thanks for stopping by! Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

I like all sport really. But football is my love!! Love just socialising and having a few beers and generally having a good time!I also Find women very interesting...especially hot ones (funny that)! However if your up your own arse and you bring it to me, I don't care how hot you are, my aim will be to bring your stuck-up arse back down to earth with a hell of a bump!! So be warned ;)

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba or strangely enough....Simon Cowell. I know I know most people hate him but I think he'd be a laugh and you could have some interesting conversations!
Name: Johnny
Birthdate: 17.04.82
Birthplace: Glasgow
Current Location: South Coast
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 11-12 stone
Piercings: Noope
Tatoos: I want one but not sure
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Jessica Alba
Overused Phraze: Too many!
FAVORITES
Food: Italian
Candy: Haribo
Number: 29
Color: White
Animal: Monkey
Drink: Milkshake
Alcohol Drink: Jack
Bagel:
Letter: ?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bum and Tum
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mc's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choc
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Lve
YOUR...
Bedtime: 12
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me?
First Thought Waking Up: You dont wanna know!!
Goal for this year: Get rich
Best Friends: The lads, they know who they are
Weakness: Girls crying!
Fears: Getting old
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Every othe day
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: ummmm kinda
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeah
Been Dumped Lately: Not for a while
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Dont care
Favorite Hair Color: Too hard
Short or Long: Longish?
Height: Normal Girl height?
Style: Cool, funky
Looks or Personality: You gotta have both im afraid
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: Having sex with a hot chick 50 years my junior!! :D
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Get along with your Parents: Yeah
Health Freak: Not realy
Do you think your Attractive: ummmm yeah i suppose
Believe in Yourself: Yeah
Want to go to College: Been
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yeah
Shower Daily: Yeah
Been in Love: YEah
Do you Sing: Badly
Want to get Married: Yeah
Do you want Children: Yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Melody
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Already gone
Hate anyone:

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Music:

Afternoon Delight

Add to My Profile | More VideosHip-Hop, Rap R&B mainly (Ok Ok I secretly do want to be black! :). But i like garage, rock, pop, motown....everything really. I even like slow soppy love stuff when i'm in the mood!! I don't just stick to genres i like. If i like the song i like the song!

Movies:

I love Top Gun. Maverick is a legend! I also like Anchorman. Funniest film ever! Also in my list of films....Green Mile, When We Were Kings, Shawshank Redemption, Happy Gilmore, Menace II Society, Boyz In The Hood, Scary Movie, Forrest Gump....Cant think of any more but when I do I'll add them!!

Television:

Football or music or a good film! Thats it really! All soaps should be banned. Nosey people wanting to look into other peoples lives! (i know its not real! But still!) Sorry if i offend anyone but thats just my view! Deal with it or we can have a roll-around (fight!) on the grass and see who comes out on top!

Books:

Only ones with pics! Reading hurts my puny male brain

Heroes:

Mohammed Ali, Maverick, Henrik Larsson..