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Farphunugian

I feel Like such a LOSER!

About Me


CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE LAYOUT I I'm a 31 year Old Fashion Gentalman. I am 6 feet tall & weigh 280+ unfortunatly. I have Brown Hair & Blue-Grey Eyes. I am disabled but hopefully that doesn't matter to anyone. I am currently having to swallow my Pride as because I am having to live at my Mother's Apartment w/ her while I am awaiting for my Court Appeals to go through & get me my SSI & SSA Checks reinstated. The Social Security Department has decided that my Disablity has been Cured, but as since a Genetic Disorder can't be Cured, I am fighting their decidsion.
I do have 1 son named: Sir Jacob Nicholas Xavier Austin & he's 1 Year & 3 months old. He lives w/ his mother. I live I southern Cali in the city of San Bernardino. If you would like to contact me then do so any of the following E-Mail E-Dresses:
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I also have the following Instant Massanger Screen Names, at the Following Instant Messanger Services.
Yahoo Massanger Screen Name is: WizardGodFarphunugian
AIM Screen Name is: Farphunugian
MSN Screen Name is: Farphunugian
I also play on a few Online Web Site Games. If you are part of any of these following sites here are my Screen Names on those sites:
1. Neopets.com I am known as: GeneralFarphunugian
2. RuneScape.com I am known as: Farphunugian
3. Pogo.com I am known as: LordFarphunugian
I also have a Web Site of my own. If you would like to go see it then by all means go ahead. It is located at the following Web Site E-Dress!:
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/farphunugian
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.You have great vision and can be very insightful.In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Part Romantic Kisser


For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 60% Pure
For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing
Kissing Purity Test
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You've dated enough to know what you want.And that's marriage - with the right person.You're serious about settling down some time soon.Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: DadaWhy You Love Him: He takes you to church Who's Your Daddy?
Your Birthdate: January 7
Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways. Your mind is good at deep mental analysis and complicated reasoning. You are very psychic and sensitive, and you should usually follow your hunches. You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss. This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered and a little stubborn. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Were Nice This Year!
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Meka Konane For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is
Fbio Rodrigues For the name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Japanese Name Is...
Haru Kujo For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Irish Name Is...
Fionn Connolly For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin

Sir Yankle Ruben Austin's Aliases


Your movie star name: Popcorn Sid
Your fashion designer name is Sir Yankle Paris
Your socialite name is Turtle Fort Lauderdale
Your fly girl / guy name is S Aus
Your detective name is Icelandic Snowy White Owl Rim Of The World High School
Your barfly name is Veggies Zima
Your soap opera name is Ruben Black Foot Trail East
Your rock star name is Butterscotch Lambergiin
Your star wars name is Sirsco Auslis
Your punk rock band name is The Loser Pearl For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Boobies' Names Are: Betty and Veronica
For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Penis Name is: Little Juan

For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin

SIRYANKLERUBENAUSTIN
S is for Striking
I is for Insane
R is for Responsible
Y is for Young
A is for Arty
N is for Neat
K is for Kind
L is for Luscious
E is for Elegant
R is for Rebellious
U is for Unique
B is for Brilliant
E is for Extraordinary
N is for Neat
A is for Arty
U is for Unnatural
S is for Swanky
T is for Tender
I is for Intense
N is for Naughty For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin What Does Your Name Mean? I am 21% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss. Take the
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My Interests

My intrest are mainly Star Wars, Star Trek & anything dealing w/ the Mid-Evil Time Period. I also play Video Games & go online alot. I play either www.neopets.com or www.runescape.com all of the time. My NeoName is: GeneralFarphunugian & my RuneScape name is: Farphunugian. So if you play on either site then add me as your friend. I love figuering out challenging things. I read alot. I go for walks when my legs allow me to or I just ride in my wheelchair around looking at the area I live in.

I love just Sitting/Laying in front of a Fire/Fireplace watching T.V. or a Movie or reading together or playing a game or even just spending quite time together. I love walking on the beach whenever I am near one. I love making dinner for a woman, be it either a normal dinner or even a Romantic one.

When I have access to the program Adobe Photo Shop, I create Artwork off of the Computer. I have some that I have completed showing here in my Pictures & some others at my web site of:
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/farphunugian
So if you want to go check it out then go ahead.

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a six
your best quality is youre hilarious
your worst quality is ha nothing! you rule!
this is because of who you are inside

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Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is 6...your not that bad lookin

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People see sadness in your eyes. You seem to be
hurt deeply. You may be unhappy because you are
alone or feel like no one cares about you. Or
it may be because something very awful has
happened to you. Whatever the cause, you go
through each day just waiting for night to come
with sweet relief in the form of your dreams.
But you may have even lost hope in your dreams.
Chin up. Things should get better for you and
there is always at least one person who cares
about you. Have hope.

What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!))
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You are a Capricorn born in the most chalenging
time of the year, duh, it is mid-winter!! And
your animal symbol is the mountain goat with a
fishes tail, like a mergoat!! You are serious,
practical, hard-working, down to earth,
realistic, disciplined, focused, responsible,
authoritive, dominating, rigid, conservative,
severe, trustworthy, traditional, and last but
not least decisive!! You look forward to
reaching your goles or you look towards higher
order. And about that mergoat, you are 75% goat
and only, you guessed it, 25% fish, so your
good in the water but more
"triumphant" on the land.-your element is earth-your lucky colors are brown, dark green and
granite grey-your metal is lead-your precious stone is Garnet-and your day of the week is saturday!!-your true love is a virgo, scorpio, taurus, or
cancer!!-the parts of the body that you rule are the teeth,
bones, knees, and joints!!

What is Your TRUE Astrology Sign? (for guys and girls with incredibly detailed answers and incredible pictures+READ MEMO PLEASE)
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You are a lightening-breathing dragon, although
tempermantal at time you are happy-go-lucky and
have fun with your friends and family. you
enjoy storms and can be a little bit random at
times!

What Mystical creature are you?(with awsome pics and detailed results!!)
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Your personality is best represented by the
traditional Japanese Katana. You are brave
beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your
own personal gain. Your honor is very
important to you, and you strive to better
yourself and help others. You try not to let
emotions get in the way of making a sound
decision, and are usually quite successful.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
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Your Hidden Power Is Light
Angel


You have a happy yes quite soul. You keep
somethings to yourself and like to be alone but
don't mind showing your bright side to your
friends. You find that hell is the worst of all
scince your an angl from heavan. You use your
powers for the forces of good to protect gods
creatures.

Gem Stone: Canary Diamond, Eye
Color:
Golden,Hair Color:Blonde that
goes to your shoulders

Quote:In my field of paper flowersAnd candy clouds of lulabyI lie inside myself for hoursAnd watch my purple sky fly over me

What Is Your True Hidden Power? .::Beautiful Anime Pics::.
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Your critter companion is the Wise White Wolf. You
are a person who likes to keep to themselves
and your social circle consists of a few,
select friends who share your interests. You
may seem cold to other people, but thats just
because youre a little shy. You dont like big
crowds and raucous parties, you'd much rather
sit somewhere quiet and read a book or
meditate.

What Kind of Critter Would be your Best Companion? (Anime pics!)
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I'd like to meet:

A woman that is Smart but not Einstien & has a Personality. I could never be w/ a woman that is like CHER off of the Movie "Clueless." I mean I have to have a woman that is intellagent & caring & loving & sensual & not selfish. A woman that isn't out for a guy that has Money or is a Hunk. I don't have much money & I ain't no Hunk I am however an Intellagent man & a loving & caring mate. The woman I want to be w/ must have things that she likes but also like some of the things that I like as well.

I'm just tired of getting w/ a Woman & then she ends up leaving me for a Guy that treats her Like Shit, Beats on her, Does Drugs, is an Alcoholic & ends up Screaming & yelling at her all of the time & Cheating on her. I just want to have someone that I can end up settleing down w/ but wants to take things slow & doesn't get pissed off at me because I don't want to Screw all of the time. I am somewhat Old Fashioned, but not as Old Fashioned as my Grandparents. I do like to buy gifts sometimes for the Woman I am w/. I mean there are certain time like anniversaries that a Man should buy his Woman a Gift & then therre are other times that just buying a small Gift like Flowers or her favorite Nighty or Shirt is considerd Romantic.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 24%

Kissing Skill Level - 18%

Cudding Skill Level - 8%

Sex Skill Level - 55%

Why They Love You You know exactly what they want.
Why They Hate You You get tongue-tied when they ask you to talk dirty to them.

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How Kinky Are You?
Name:
Your Amount of Kink in Percentage Form: - 37%

Are you more of a master or slave? Slave

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What do you dream about?
Name/Nickname:
Age:
Zodiac Sign:
Fav. Color Combo:
Your dreams generally include: Oceans and beaches
Approximate number of monthly nightmares: 6
The worst monster you've seen in a dream: ..
Your dreams are usually crystal clear
Percentage of dreams involving sex - 44%

Will your dreams ever come true? (8) - Yes. - (8)

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What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 10
Fav. position doggy style
How you like it a little foreplay and ALOTA SEX!
Where do you like doing it on the couch
how good are you? you make them moan for more

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Music:

I love Techno Music, but I do listen to some other types. Here is a List of some of the Artist/Groups I listen to:1. Def Leopard
2. Guns & Roses
3. Metalica
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jock Jams
6. Boyz II Men
7. Hillary Duff
8. Destiney's Child
9. Brittney Spears
10. Enigma
11. Sisters With Voices (SWV)
12. Eifel 65
13. Aerosmith
14. Bloodhound Gang
15. White Lion
16. Mandy Moore
17. Haku
18. Janet Jackson
19. Another Bad Creation (ABC)
20. Bell Biv DeVoe (BBD)
21. Color Me Bad (CMB)
22. Bach
23. Betoveen (I know I spelt it wrong)
24. Mars
25. Salt n Peppa
26. Public Enemy
27. Will Smith or The Fresh Prince
28. Prince
29. AHA
30. The Thompson Twins
31. The Pep Shop Boys
32. Tom Petty w/ or w/o the Heartbreakers
33. Chicago
34. Genisis
34. David Lee Roth
35. Twisted Sister
36. Warrent
37. Queen
38. P.M. Dawn
39. Trisha Yearwood
40. Alan Jackson
41. Arron Tippion
42. La Bouche
43. C & C Music Factory
44. Men At Work
45. The Fat Boys
46. Phil Collins
47. Evanescence
48. Kid n Play
49. Oingo Boingo
50. Van Halen
51. Whodini
52. Tatu
53. ToTo
54. Technotronics
55. Scooter
56. Basement Jaxx
57. Jeff Foxworthry
58. Ray Stevens
59. Jennifer Love Hewitts
60. SLYCE Inc.
61. S Club 7
62. Spice Girls
63. New Edtion
64. Linear
65. Willson Phillips
66. Heart
67. MC Hammer
68. Sir Mix Alot
69. John Cena

Movies:

I'll watch just about anything. I Love the Star Wars & Star Trek Movies. I really Love the movies dating to the Mid-Evil, Civil War & WWII Time Periods. I Love watching good Comedies & Slap Stick is the best Comedy. I usually don't watch Horror movies. Not because I'm afraid, but because I usually end up laughing at the people in the movie & start wishing that I had bought or rented a Comedy instead.
Some of my Favorite Movies that I like to watch are:
1. All of the Star Wars Movies
2. All of the Star Trek Movies
3. All of the Lord of the Rings Movies
4. All of the Revenge of the Nerds Movies
5. All of the Harry Potter Movies
6. The Flight of Dragons
7. Ice Pirates
8. Hamburger the Movie
9. Spaceballs
10. The Hunt for the Red October
11. The Crimsion Tide
12. Rock & Roll High School & Rock & Roll High School Forever
13. Predator & Predator 2
14. Zapped & Zapped Again
15. All of the Smokey & the Bandit Movies
16. Stripes
17. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
18. The Sound of Music
19. South Pacific
20. Girls Just Wanna have Fun
21. Teen Wolf & Teen Woll Too
22. All of the Back to the Future Movies
23. All of the Alien Movies
24. Excalibur
25. The Last Unicorn
26. The Princes Bride
27. All of the Muppet Movies
28. Lyberanth
29. Lady Hawk
30. Pete's Dragon
31. Tron
32. Swiss Family Robinson
33. All of the Parent Trap Movies
34. Toy Story & Toy Story 2
35. Robin Hood: The Prince of Thieves
36. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
37. Driven
38. Days of Thunder
39. The Last Starfighter
40. All of the Iron Eagle Movies
41. La Badda
42. Toys Soliders
43. Dune
44. Tora! Tora! Tora!
45. Midway
46. Pearl Harbor
47. Torpedo Run
48. Road House
49. Logan's Run
50. Kull
51. Krull
52. All of the Conan Movies
53. Junior
54. Earth Star Voyager
55. Exiled
56. Dr. Doolittle
57. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
58. Hackers
59. All of the Mighty Ducks Movies
60. Spies Like Us
61. Real Genius
62. Short Circut & Short Circut 2
63. Teen Witch
64. A Goofy Movie & An Extremly Goofy Movie
65. The Trouble w/ Angels & Where Angels go Trouble Follows
66. Candleshoe
67. BMX Racers
68. Rad Racer
69. All of the Star Blazers Movies
70. The Goonies 71. Edward Scissorhands 72. Empire Records 73. All of the Indiana Jones movies 74. Ferris Buellers Day Off 75. The Neverending Story & the Neverending Story 276. All of the The Matrix Movies 77. Willow 78. Mary Poppins 79. The Phantom of the Opera 80. Pirates of the Carribean 81. Pretty In Pink 82. The Music Man 83. Spiderman 1 & 284. The Little Mermaid 85. Bring It On 1 & 286. Ghost Busters 1 & 287. Hocus Pocus 88. The Sword in the Stone 89. Beetle Juice 90. The Grinch 91. All of the 007 James Bond Movies92. The Jungle Book Cartton & Live Action93. Shawshank Redemption 94. Sixteen Candles 95. Airplane 1 & 296. Nightmare Before Christmas 97. All of the The Karate Kid Movies98. Popeye 99. Speed 1 & 2 100. Hook 101. Galaxy Quest 102. Stuart Little 1 & 2103. Big Trouble in Lttle China104. Buy & Cell105. Trading Places106. The Rescue107. The Brat Patrol108. The Flight of the Navigator109. Enemy Mine110. North & South Books 1, 2 & 3111. All of the Batman Movies
What swear word are you?
Full Name
Age
Your word of choice Ass
Why you swear You only swear if something really pisses you off. You genereally don't swear much.
Your motto Wow, how'd you get you head so far up your ASS?!
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What swear word are you?
Full Name
Age
Your word of choice Shit
Why you swear You grew up hearing these words, they're part of your every day life.
Your motto I don't give 2 shits what you think.
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Television:

I usually watch shows like 7 days, Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (DS9), MacGiver, StarGate's SG1 & Alantis, Battlestar Galactica & Ripley's belive it or not. But I also watch COPS, WWE's Raw & Smackdown, Charmed, Kids Next Door (Cartoon), W.I.T.C.H. (Cartoon), Scobby_doo Cartoons & Movies, & I usually if not watching, I end up listening to ABC Daytime Soap Operas, as since there usually is nothing on T.V. at that time & I have watched all of my DVD's & Videos at least 50 times.

What kind of jewel are you?
Diamond
Your beauty is both breathtaking and stunning. Your friends could see you everyday and still be enchanted.

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Books:

I read the Harry Potter books, the Star Wars & Star Trek books & the Middle Earth books. I also read the books writen by C.S. Lewis & a few of Stephen Kings. I also read most Military themed books & anything dealing w/ the Mid-Evil time Period & most Sci-Fi as well.

What kind of jewel are you?
Amethyst
You are the epitome of loveliness. Your friends secretly hope to learn from you what makes you so beautiful, both inside and out.

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Heroes:

My Heroes are those Men & Women in the United States Armed Forces. They are over there abroard or here at home doing their jobs to make sure we are safe & can live FREE to do as we please here in the States. Exspecatly my two brothers, Ralph & James Pohlman. James is already over in Iraq & has been there for almost 2 years now. Ralph is at Fort Hood in New York & is going to be deployed to Iraq sometime this winter.

I hope that hey & all of the other Men & Women in the Armed Forces know how Proud I am of them all & Pray for them every night!

What kind of jewel are you?
Watermelon Tourmaline
You are truly one of a kind. Your beauty is unique, which makes people love you all the more.

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New Fun Web Site!...

Hey all if you would please click on the below link Picture & Join Up to the Web Site it takes you to, I would really apreciate it. It will give me a lot of referal point & gain my Levels on t...
Posted by Farphunugian on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST

What does my Birthday Mean

Your Birthdate: January 7 You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress ...
Posted by Farphunugian on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

This guy Can really Type out a Woman can't he...

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Posted by Farphunugian on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:51:00 PST

Single & Hating it...

So why is it that an Nice Guy like me always seems to never find either anyone to go out w/ or ends up w/ woman that end up leaving me for a guy that treats them like Crap & Beats on them & Us...
Posted by Farphunugian on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST

The Moon...

 The MoonAt night we go toSleep, Dreaming aboutMany different things.Every night when weGo to sleep, there isA gaurdian overseeingAll of our dreams.This Gaurdian protects usFrom our evil dreams,A...
Posted by Farphunugian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For the Love of a Woman!

I just watch you as you left and my HeartSank so far that I thought I might die. But I remember that you promised me you'd beBack and I hold onto that hope As if it losing it was to lose my Life. I wi...
Posted by Farphunugian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

~**THE KISS GAME**~

~**THE KISS GAME**~ °if you want to :kiss: the person° °who poseted this bulletin° °then send them a message° °you got your options (( 1-5 ))° °(1.) kiss on the cheek° °(2) peck on the lips° °(3) fren...
Posted by Farphunugian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST