CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE LAYOUT I I'm a 31 year Old Fashion Gentalman. I am 6 feet tall & weigh 280+ unfortunatly. I have Brown Hair & Blue-Grey Eyes. I am disabled but hopefully that doesn't matter to anyone. I am currently having to swallow my Pride as because I am having to live at my Mother's Apartment w/ her while I am awaiting for my Court Appeals to go through & get me my SSI & SSA Checks reinstated. The Social Security Department has decided that my Disablity has been Cured, but as since a Genetic Disorder can't be Cured, I am fighting their decidsion.
I do have 1 son named: Sir Jacob Nicholas Xavier Austin & he's 1 Year & 3 months old. He lives w/ his mother. I live I southern Cali in the city of San Bernardino. If you would like to contact me then do so any of the following E-Mail E-Dresses:
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I also have the following Instant Massanger Screen Names, at the Following Instant Messanger Services.
Yahoo Massanger Screen Name is: WizardGodFarphunugian
AIM Screen Name is: Farphunugian
MSN Screen Name is: Farphunugian
I also play on a few Online Web Site Games. If you are part of any of these following sites here are my Screen Names on those sites:
1. Neopets.com I am known as: GeneralFarphunugian
2. RuneScape.com I am known as: Farphunugian
3. Pogo.com I am known as: LordFarphunugian
I also have a Web Site of my own. If you would like to go see it then by all means go ahead. It is located at the following Web Site E-Dress!:
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/farphunugian
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.You have great vision and can be very insightful.In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Part Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet
Part Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 60% Pure
For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing
Kissing Purity Test
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You've dated enough to know what you want.And that's marriage - with the right person.You're serious about settling down some time soon.Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: DadaWhy You Love Him: He takes you to church Who's Your Daddy?
Your Birthdate: January 7
Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways. Your mind is good at deep mental analysis and complicated reasoning. You are very psychic and sensitive, and you should usually follow your hunches. You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss. This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered and a little stubborn. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Were Nice This Year!
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Meka Konane For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is
Fbio Rodrigues For the name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Japanese Name Is...
Haru Kujo For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Irish Name Is...
Fionn Connolly For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Sir Yankle Ruben Austin's Aliases
Your movie star name: Popcorn Sid
Your fashion designer name is Sir Yankle Paris
Your socialite name is Turtle Fort Lauderdale
Your fly girl / guy name is S Aus
Your detective name is Icelandic Snowy White Owl Rim Of The World High School
Your barfly name is Veggies Zima
Your soap opera name is Ruben Black Foot Trail East
Your rock star name is Butterscotch Lambergiin
Your star wars name is Sirsco Auslis
Your punk rock band name is The Loser Pearl For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Boobies' Names Are: Betty and Veronica
For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
Your Penis Name is: Little Juan
For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin
SIRYANKLERUBENAUSTIN
S is for Striking
I is for Insane
R is for Responsible
Y is for Young
A is for Arty
N is for Neat
K is for Kind
L is for Luscious
E is for Elegant
R is for Rebellious
U is for Unique
B is for Brilliant
E is for Extraordinary
N is for Neat
A is for Arty
U is for Unnatural
S is for Swanky
T is for Tender
I is for Intense
N is for Naughty For the Name of: Sir Yankle Ruben Austin What Does Your Name Mean? I am 21% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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