Cobra Commanders Diary |
Dear diary, today would've been the worst day of my life if it wasn't for my co-worker Baroness. First of all, I misplaced my "Den of King Cobras" relaxation CD, and ended up tossing and turning all ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
Casual Friday |
MemoFrom: Human ResourcesTo: All EmployeesRe: Casual Friday I've said it once and I'll say it again, lederhosen is not appropriate attire for casual fridays. A polo with khakis would be acceptable...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:47:00 GMT |
Starbucks To The Face |
If you want a thrill, then go climb Mount Everest, shoot clay pigeons, or grow a mustache, but for God sakes do not toss a scolding-hot cup of Starbucks coffee in your face. There are ways to test you...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:07:00 GMT |
What Are The Ohms, Homes? |
What Are The Ohms, Homes? An Introduction To Electronics is the first in a series of classes for You the Repeat Offender. Other classes include Fun With Forensics: The Science Behind Why You Keep Gett...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
Note From Ricky's Mom |
Deer Missus Penbroke, Ricky cannot go to skool anymore. Our drawbridge is broken and if Ricky leaves the castle the Mote Monster will eat him. Ricky is sad he cannot go to skool. Ricky will mi...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
Stop Reading My Tattoo! |
My name's Snake, and if you get too close I'll cut ya! I've got a tattoo on my arm that reads If you can read this, then you're standing too close and one in smaller print that reads If you can read ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 00:27:00 GMT |
RoboTek |
Dear Mrs. Pizarelli, We here at RoboTek are extremely sorry about the mix up. We now realize that you ordered "Jeeves The Automated Butler-Bot" and not "Hanni...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:10:00 GMT |
Blame Too-$hort |
So what's all the complaining about neighbor? Why the frown? Your mustache is looking unkempt. It's no longer the waxed and symetrically curly facial hair we all love. My yard is unsightly you say...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:59:00 GMT |
Cell Phones |
What's up with these goddamn cell phones!? Everyone and their retarded half-brother has one. I once saw an eight-year-old with a cell phone that transforms into a robot-dinosaur and swears at you in J...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:57:00 GMT |
Attention Entymologists |
A word to entymologists: Do not attempt to add me if we've never met before. I am not interested in your mundane research or expertise, and I am certainly not your friend. Chances are your accuracy...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:00:00 GMT |
