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Emmy Collins

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About Me

'Emmy Collins is Neal Cassady reincarnated and updated for the 21st century!' - Scott Stoddard. Emmy is a bad actor, even worse filmmaker and horrible writer (for proof, please check his 'Hollywood Hippie' column at www.headpress.com). He was born in Lynwood, California's St. Francis hospital @ 4:40am. He wasted (while wasted) his formative years in heavenly Hemet, CA (average citizen age = 72). He's never taken LSD but once took 32 Sominex sleeping pills with 8 ounces of tequila. Emmy is currently at war with his mind and residing in windy Pearblossom, California. Emmy regards himself as the Godfather of Idiot Cinema since 1972, and has had roles in Rock Star (roadie) Pecker (hippie vegetarian) The People vs Larry Flynt (flasher) Meat Loaf To Hell And Back (Greg Allman) God Made Man (Gay Jesus) and Almost Famous (hotel loadie) to name but a few. He served as the associate producer/assistant director on the GuerrillaMonster Films: THE SORE LOSERS, SUPERSTARLET AD, SHINE ON SWEET STARLET and BROAD DAYLIGHT. His first four films ('CEPT JIM, FROM DOGS TWO LEPERS, JACKTHEDIPPER and HEADSHOT) are available on the compilation RAYS OF INEPTITUDE. On 9.11.2004 he screened world premieres of his latest flickers:THE EGOIST and THE CHICKEN MOTEL. For a comprehensive list of Emmy's movie credits check out the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my 'lil Richard in the dark

My Blog

Charlemagne Palestine's Return

Happy Saint Patty's Day All!,3.16.2009First Congregational Church of Los Angeles2/3 of BRUTAL POODLE (missing Drums Leftist) saw/heard Charlemagne Palestine perform Schlingen-Blangen on the world's bi...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:52:00 GMT

Emmy's band BRUTAL POODLE gets some LUV!

Hey Emmy Lovers,Check this out for a hoot:http://plasticpizzaparty.wordpress.comEmmy's current reading list:THE WHOLE MAN by John BrunnerTHE SHEEP LOOK UP by John BrunnerAN OUTCAST OF THE ISLANDS by J...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:35:00 GMT

Emmy as John McGraham on America’s Most Wanted

Hello Folks,I'll be portraying John McGraham (the homeless man who was set afire in Los Angeles recently). It's a gruesome and tragic tale but hopefully it'll provide a lead in finding the sicko(s) wh...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Check out story/fotos from Cigarette Girl shoot in Memphis

Here's a link to the John Biefuss blog with fotos of JMM and I. http://thebloodshoteye.com/2008/09/25/futuristic-fishnet-noi r-mike-mccarthys-smokin-hot-cigarette-girl/comments Please cut and paste lin...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:25:00 GMT