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jeff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like people that make me laugh, which is why I'm in love with myself. I'm not usually one to brag, but in all honestly I'm a fabulous person and anyone would be lucky to be my friend. So don't hesitate to ask. I'm really quite awesome. I promise. And who knows, we may even become BFF. Wouldn't that be a dream come true?

My Interests

Comedy, writing, writing comedy, learning stuff, art/design (Tim Biskup, Dalek, Murakami, Mark Gonzales, Basquiat), television, movies, being an ass, web design, goofing off, traveling, petting kitties, French/Asian fusion cuisine (FrAsian Frusion)

I'd like to meet:

Funny People. Any kind of funny really. Silly is great and so is witty. Oh! and sarcasm. Mmmm...sarcasm... IM: osirus482

Music:

The Unicorns, Clap Your Hands, Explosions in the Sky, !!!, Bright Eyes, SuperSystem, Les Savy Fav, Sufjan Stevens, Wu-Tang, StereoLab, Wolf Parade, Animal Collective, Islands, Sunset Rubdown, Decemberists, Cap'n Jazz, Modest Mouse, At the Drive-In, Man Man, Impossibles, Radiohead, Tribe Called Quest, Built to Spill, Flaming Lips, Frog Eyes, Enon, Mars Volta, Make Believe and oh so many more

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Kevin Smith Stuff, Waking Life, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Goonies, Garden State, TMNT 1 and 2 (NOT 3), Hot Fuzz, Wet Hot American Summer, 40 Year Old Virgin, Air Bud: Golden Receiver

Television:

Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Cosby Show, Daily Show, Nickelodeon GUTS, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Scrubs, Stella, Dino Riders, Conan O'Brien, Even Stevens, Lost, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Colbert Report, My Name is Earl, The Office (British & American), Heroes, Kids in the Hall

Books:

1984, The Stranger, Catcher in the Rye, David Sedaris, hmm haven't read that much lately but want to so if you know any good books let me know…

Heroes:

People with descriptive names: Sarah Plain and Tall, Ivan the Terrible, The Green Giant, Blue Man Group, Big Hands McGee, One Eyed Willie, Paraplegic Pete

My Blog

Pharaohs Tomb Opens to Mixed Reviews

Ten years of toil have finally culminated in the completion of our young Pharaoh's pyramid tomb, but was it all worth it? The tomb was unveiled in a triumphant open house ceremony yesterday evening, c...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

No ordinary day

Milieu. I heard this word three times today. Or rather, read it twice and heard it once. Using conservative estimates, I'd say that's roughly 300% higher than the average 24-hour occurrence of milieu ...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:45:00 PST

Journal Entry 00100110

The human spoke of love again. At this point I think she's just rubbing it in. What part of "Error: does not compute" does she not compute? I find it illogical that the concept of love so completely e...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

One day, I will go on a quest.

One day, I will go on a quest. This quest will be of no small proportion. It will be a large, hulking and bulbous quest that requires all my skills, cunning and strength. The goal of this quest is yet...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:45:00 PST

Boy, when your looks go...

Hey you over there in the back of the bar, with the long brown hair and the incredible figure  yeah the one that keeps getting hit on by the meathead in the unbuttoned polyester shirt (with no unders...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:31:00 PST

Record Weather Brings Unity to Dallas

Record Weather Brings Unity to DallasWhat began as a typical ho-hum month of June for the city of Dallas has quickly turned into a spectacle that has captured the hearts of citizens and united the ent...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

I do not read.

I do not read books. And, as I am sick of explaining my rationale for this to errant bookworms, I will post my reasoning here for all my virtual friends to read. So why don't I read? Simply put:I alre...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST

Letters in the mail

Dear Edward,Saw you in the newspaper today. I must say, time has ravaged your once youthful appearance. If it was not for that smug grin of yours, I would not have recognized you at all. Honestly, I w...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

Monopoly

Does anyone out there actually enjoy playing Monopoly? Because I would like to here about it. And I don't mean you play it because it's the only game in the house and you're bored. We've all done that...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

Where the hell is my flying car?

Where the hell is my flying car? Ever since I was a child, I have seen pictures of this wicked awesome technology. The idea that flying cars will one day replace the super lame wheel-to-road technolog...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST