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S.B. Smut

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Loves a sloe gin fizz, ramos gin fizz, a fine beer, well will drink just about anything, writes face and feet on her blankets only in new jersey, is a fan of cheddar cheese, drinks water from the shower head, stares at the ceiling for hours, likes to bro down, uses spit on her eyebrows, smokes as a nervous complusion, wants a pewter green house with mustard walls, cleans in the nude, paints portraits if you’ll sit still, only uses film and prints in the darkroom refusing the digital world because it is a completely different form of art, doesn’t eat meat, squeals often especially with a flashback of awkwardness, pain or disgust, almost always wears moccasins or slippers, wants to live down south in the middle of nowhere but close to a town that posts the name of the town in front of every business and building, lives in bags and boxes, has an obsessive collection of strange scents, tries to save smells in film canisters, wears brown everyday, wears tigers eyes almost everyday, wants people to call her bear, is not afraid of death and accepts and finds joy in the thought of sheer nothingness

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

bob dylan.david byrne.charlie day.tom waits.

My Blog

my phone is lost, gone, so heres the deal

it's been shut off, i lost it saturday night somewhere. i honestly think it just fell out of my pocket as i was walking home. anyway i haven't been ignoring you. i feel pretty naked without my phone, ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:06:00 GMT

the photo review

they finally put the 2007 photo review comp winners online!i'm on page 9, here's a linkhttp://www.photoreview.org/portfolio.php/1/9
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:03:00 GMT

Crazy shit bitch

So i was driving at 3am.  There was a car stuck with its cautions on in the middle of the fucking road.  well a guy gets out and waves his arms in the air.  i slow down and i crack my w...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:39:00 GMT

going to the land of dreams!

land of dreams!!!     i'm going to dream of a lewd foul drunk old man, who gets so fat, reaching 609 lbs. he hardly can move around his upstairs apartment, so he just sits in his own filth,...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Cranky bitch poems

I feel mislead by the consuming darkness It follows me so effortlessly throughout my existence And I desire luminosity I desire light I want to be taken away The seriousness of my soul Has not be foun...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:28:00 GMT

IN RAINBOWS: RADIOHEAD get the new album choose your price

www.radiohead.com If you haven't allready, or didn't know, radiohead has completed there new album, In Rainbows. You can pre order the MP3's, and choose your own price, that means if you want, fucking...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:10:00 GMT