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Jesse

Yay! Now I can see more greasy-haired emo kids and attention whores than ever before!

About Me

I hate myself for being here. I hate you too.

My Interests

Music, Wake Boarding, Snow Boarding, Hot Rods, Cooking, Video Games, Graphic Design, Running, Tequila

I'd like to meet:

Porn stars, religious zealots, cripples, the deceased, people I don't have to talk to in person

Music:

Pantera, Opeth, Children of Bodom, Strapping Young Lad (Devin Townsend rules), Porcupine Tree, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Mastodon, Soilwork, Nevermore, Avenged Sevenfold, Skindred, Arch Enemy, Dream Theater, King's X, Meshuggah, Down, Neil Diamond, Cash, GnR, CoC, Black Label Society, Megadeth, Alice in Chains, Mad Caddies, Too Rude, Queens of the Stone Age, Dillinger Escape Plan, Primus, Mars Volta, Killswitch Engage, Chimaira, Tool, Reel Big Fish, Police, Foo Fighters, Rx Bandits, Slackers, Soundgarden, Nipplerot

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Sin City, The Ring, Spinal Tap, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Reservoir Dogs, Little Miss Sunshine, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Akira, Crumb, Evil Dead 1, 2, Army of Darkness, The Lost Room

Television:

Battlestar Fracking Galactica!, Scrubs, The Shield, Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Firefly, The Office, Sopranos, Deadwood, Wonder Shozen, Strangers with Candy, Bones, Angel, Nip/Tuck, The Unit, Dead Like Me, The Nine (RIP)

Books:

Slaughter House Five, Snow Crash, Hitchhikers Guide, 1984, Animal Farm, The Dirt, On the Road

Heroes:

Jon Stuart, George W, Tyler Durden, Jennifer Wilbanks, John Carmack, Han Solo, Dr. Cox