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Attack of "THE the"

so it is with sad regret that i have returned to this sad state where it is indeed hotter and perhaps a little faster and a bit sexier, the land of the massachusetts...but all it has going for it is t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:23:00 GMT

adventures of a kayak salesman

i have left the comforts of suburbia for newer more challenging pursuits up north in a place they use to call eden.  the name was soon changed to bar harbor due to its harsh winters.  the ba...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 16:20:00 GMT

the sunny days, empty stomachs filled, kitties lots of em...

It has for you my fellow readers, an observation this summer that i've noticed my less than obvious resemblences to my parents...having graduated college and being jobless...well i guess there is litt...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 18:51:00 GMT

The Coward, the Landlord and the Wardrobe

eh...i was painting today, not like picasso, nor renoir, nor pollack...i work in a different manner...houses...more specifically window frames and doors.  i don't know but i think that all these ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 16:32:00 GMT

read me!!! like and come back for seconds

Dancing Latin for Mr. Mitsubishi I once heard that the best way to answer a question is with a question, so how is it working?? Does that last statement qualify as a question or it is a clause foll...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:12:00 GMT

on the frontier or how i wake up late during spring break

i've just had an ephiphany in the farmlands west of the atlantic ocean and i see mexico in my future, with an SLR slung around the neck and a sombero and a senorita on both arms...it will be difficult...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Mar 2005 11:47:00 GMT

NO COMPLAINTS

yo...work at 8am sucks dick. if you like suckin dick...then well, compare it to something you don't like doin, but after dick suckin work~~~~~~eeeeee-zzzzz street....a trip to friendly leah's, her pa...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 21:34:00 GMT

POOL

I usually live in an ice rink 24/7 it seems, so i decided that i need a break and i thought that i'd go and mingle with the aquatics...they are clad in tight stretchy material and usually colored like...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:48:00 GMT

Pasta El Parente

everytime i go to eat pasta, i get stuck to a father/daughter team...always bickering about some shit....today, the quarrel was about a job, i guess the girl is getting pretty responsible and nearly t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:30:00 GMT

the full moon

well i can gather that its the full moon. my pupils dialate when it becomes that time. i am a cancer, a crabby moody bitch and supposedly a momma's boy too, also i am stingy according to this book of...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:47:00 GMT