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jakeyshambles

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

an apple scruff and tangelo enthusiast above all else,unabashed, unashamed, and unafraid, i do the things you wish you could, i cook amazing food, i know more about wine than most people, and i drink it more often too, i'm obsessed with scandanavian culture and modern furniture, i don't enjoy mornings-therefore i usually don't wake up til the afternoon,i've got blisters on my fingers, i make it up as i go along, i want to make something happen that everyone will remember and i frequently do, i wanna be adored, i've got a target tattooed on my heart and wear it on my sleeve,i have more opinions than you, i always come through with what i say i'll do, and i don't like when other people can't do the same,a slave to fashion,i dig out my soul just for the shock of the lightning, i love orange juice...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who finds money in the street and doesn't pick it up, someone who has never been to spain but would like to go, someone who laughs vibrantly, someone who is willing to accept the limitations of reality, someone who knows about fitness sandwiches, someone who relishes monkeys, someone who has their own ideas about life, but doesn't mind the influence of others, someone who'll ash on the carpet and slip me a pill, someone who's a science teacher, someone who dances alone in their room, a glamorous girl with a punkrock heart, someone who'll get me pretty loaded on gin, someone who isn't picky about food, someone who appreciates a good glass of wine and wants to know what makes a good glass of wine, someone that has been to a foreign country, someone who appreciates accents, someone who can tolerate bad jokes and good times, someone who is in love with life, someone who will buy me fruit as a gift, someone who took the time to read all of this, someone like you?

My Blog

miami beach B.O.A.C.(an australian oddyssey part II)

San Francisco was weird to be back.saw the bay bridge from the sky and brought back the memories of a thousand lifetimes.being a kid meant it was the weekend.being a grown up meant home.and now it was...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:25:00 GMT

Tales from down under (an australian odyssey) part I

Tuesday 11/25/08.................................................... ........................................................done with work early today, in preparation for the flight. boss bought us a ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Perseverance is the better part of valor.

Perseverance is the better part of valor. that was a phrase my dad repeated often. His grandmother told it to him when he was young. And through trying to figure out exactly what it meant, I found it...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:32:00 GMT

but there’s bars out here for miles

find a place that feels like home and never leave. i only wanted a chance to tell you what it meant to me, but we were far, far away by that point.so i sit here, in the dark, the only sound is the rai...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:37:00 GMT

what became of the likely lads?

Please don't get me wrongSee I forgive you in a songWe'll call the Likely Lads But if it's left to youI know exactly what you'd doWith all the dreams we had just blood runs thicker, ohWe're thick as t...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:52:00 GMT