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ROY

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About Me

I'm Roy. I enjoy puppies, listening to music, trying to make music, opinions, fishing, water skiing, musical instruments, going to shows, eating good food, sleeping, beaches, beer, water, vacation, driving, hard liquor, slow pitch softball, playing cards, the internet and drunken sand volleyball. I believe in character, quality and quantity. I just graduated for audio engineering and production. I also like unicorns and rainbows. I hate new haircuts. I think Ashton Kutcher is funny. All kidding aside, my two real passions are slaying vampires and D&D.

My Interests

music, muskie fishing, every other sort of entertainment

I'd like to meet:

Antonella Barba, anyone who makes me laugh, buys me a drink(s), or sings to me, Vince Vaughn, Jon Stewart, Bob Saget, Rosario Dawson, Kristy Swanson, Maria Bello, anyone who wants to muskie fish with me in their Ranger boat and probably you, unless you are a creep. Oh yeah, and lately I've had kind of a man crush on Luke Wilson.

Music:

the slats, NOFX, alkaline trio, at the drive-in, in letters, still pictured, awesome snakes, teddybears, matchbook shannon, screamin' cyn cyn and the pons, marathon, the lyndsay diaries, mike ness, the riot before, pretty boy thorson, tumbledown, placebo, wax on radio, the silversun pickups, the pixies, johnny cash, old 97's, phil collins, john frusciante, nikola sarcevic, rank strangers, greg graffin, the killers, sufjan stevens, plus 44, neil young, alexi murdoch, rocky votolato, the decemberists, mickey avalon, the teddybears, townes van zandt, AFI, against me!, another bad habit, anatomy of a ghost, anti-flag, bad religion, bayside, the beatles, blink 182, the bloodhound gang, bouncing souls, boxcar racer, brand new, brodie, caleb engstrom, christiansen, common rider, count the stars, criteria, descendents, diesel boy, down by law, five iron frenzy, funks g, head automatica, the hold steady, idiot pilot, LTJ, lifetime, the loved ones, ludo, midtown, mike park, millencolin, modest mouse, name taken, the nephilim, off by one, saves the day, RATM, the red hot valentines, social distortion, sonic youth, sounds like violence, STUN, stupidsmart, teenage bottlerocket, tiger army, tora tora torrance, tsunami bomb, weezer + many, many more.

Movies:

swingers, wedding crashers, grandma's boy, scarface, boondock saints, casino, mallrats, goodfellas, old school, heat, buying the cow, slc punk, tombstone, BASEketball, fletch, dirty work, a time to kill, backdraft, factotum, office space, anchorman & many more...

Television:

rescue me, entourage, the shield, the simpsons, family guy, the wire, Braves, Iowa, and Chiefs games, that 70's show, the sopranos, the OC (except for that last shit they did)

Books:

mostly non-fiction or informational books based around criminology, music history, or muskie fishing. helter skelter, in cold blood, please kill me, in the fascist bathroom, revolution on canvas, and time on the water to name a few. I wish I had more time and patience, I'd read some Hubert Selby Jr., Noam Chomsky, and Dan Brown. I am looking forward to reading books by Nikki Sixx and Pamela Des Barres very soon.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Denis Leary, Peter Griffin, my parents and friends. See also: I'd Like To Meet: