"Fly as airlines out of reach we can't be touched." Let's face it, times are strange. The airwaves are dominated by ringtone rappers and their one-hit wonders. In the club we're leaning like chollos, hollering ay bay bay and walking it out, damn near simultaneously. We're involved in an intangible war with an ever mounting body count, and the music industry is desperatly trying to maintain its traditional methods of money making despite the obvious needs for a change in business strategy.
The Bassline Boys have absolutely nothing to do with any of the above.
What do you get when you combine a white rapper, an ex-g-unit member, a wild-haired singer and a jive talking ladies man, and then lock them in a 108 degree arizona recording studio with a case of vitamin water (XXX flavor) and a stack of Morris Day bootlegs? Sheer pop brilliance. With a mixture of impressive rap bars, catchy 80's beats and an irresistible feel good vibe, DK and the Bassline Boys will settle for nothing less than ultimate superstar status. With an impressive stage show, irresistible individual images (check that alliteration, you wannabe bio writing beezies) and music appealing to all ages and races, you WILL be seeing DK and the Bassline Boys packing the nearest concert hall to you. As soon as we get that deal. And pay our child support bills regularly. And clear these damn samples. Anyway, buy our mixtape. When we put it out. If we put it out. Fine, just be our friend and tell your friends to tell their friends to be our friend, because we're trying to make it to the top goddamit.
For all booking inquiries call 480-239-5457 and ask for Magnum P.I.M.P. Or email [email protected].
