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CoUrTnEy

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About Me


COOL MySpace CommentsMost of you know me.. And some of you dont... if you dont I will sum it up for you!! My name is Courtney and yes its embarrassing but i live in Chowchilla... I am a true blonde!! bottles dont count!! I like to hang out and have fun anywhere and everywhere I can!! My favorite drink would be Jack Daniels!!! Beer is the sickest shit ever!!!! It is not an aquired taste..... and whoever thinks it is... sorry your wrong! I love being spontanious and Im totally a dork! Im really close to all of my friends becuase they rock!! (they know who they are) and especially my sister Kristen!! Im a sucker for puppy dog eyes, and a guy with a gorgeous smile... Im really gullible!! I hate mean people!! Basically I love my life! My favorite food is mexican!!
COOL MySpace Commentsand I would drink a gatorade over anything!! I love to sleep all day!! My cell phone is practically super glued to my hand! I like to be completly random and throw people off.. My favorite color is green!! I love to snow board!! I have practically played every sport possible!! my favorite kind of ice cream is rainbow sherbert... I totally love Marilyn Monroe!! she is absolutly gorgeous!! Ummmm......Yay!!!!!!Its ALL MinD Over MaTTer....If he DonT MinD, She DonT MaTTer" Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they're running they're chasing after the whores and the sluts andthe easy-targets... the nice girls are waiting at thefinish line with water and towels and a congradulatory hug(and yes, if she's a nice girl and she likes you, thesweatiness probably won't matter), hoping against hopethat maybe you'll realize that they're the ones that youIf you wanna talk you know how to send a message....Go for it i wont bite unless your too tempting and delicious!!!
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What's Kinda Drunk Are you?
The Happy Drunk
Let the good times roll! When you’re out drinking with your friends, you’re there to have a good time and nothing more. Isn’t that what drinking is all about? You’re a blast to be around when it’s time to celebrate; always the life of the party. Who wouldn’t want to drink with someone who’s always cheerful and up for a good time? In your case, alcohol is not a depressant because in the midst of total drunken bliss, you always manage to fill the night with a whole lot of fun and laughter.
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My Interests


COOL MySpace Comments My intrests include anything that i can have fun doing...
how good are you in bed?!?!?

WOW!!!
DAMN. you need to teach a class or something!!
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How to make a Courtney
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
5 parts crazyiness
1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little wisdom if desired!
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Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:


What type of mixed drink are you?

Whiskey Coke
You are bold. You love to get wild and crazy. You are a partier and love to challenge others to ty to drink you under the table. You need to slow down a little.
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Take this test! | Tests from TestrifficThe person I would like to meet is Marilyn Monroe
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Music:

Cotton mouth kings Subilm Mac Dre Andre Nicaitna Mike Jones E40 Dem Franchize boys papa roach nickleback Hinder red hott chili peppers!! some old country like HANK 3 6 mafia Ice Cube Fall out boy Martina McBride I cant think anymore!!! shit....

Movies:

HOW HIGH, I GOT 5 ON IT, CHEECH AND CHONG, BLOW, FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, SAW 1 & 2, DIRTY DANCING!!!, FINAL DESTINATION ALL OF THEM! SERENITY, THE BENCH WARMERS!! WAITING The wizard of oz Scar Face Beauty and the beast Orange County Cinderella Super troopers JUST THE FUNNY SHIT

Television:

Price is right Shop till you drop wheel of fortune lingo simpsons South park C.S.I Desperate housewives king of the hill Americas Moat wanted!!!!! COPS!!!!!!!!!!! the news....you gotta know whos bombing who..... ummm lemmie see...THE GOOD SHIT!!!

Books:

FUCK BOOKS GET THE MOVIE.....

Heroes:

NOTICE THE BOTTLE BY HIM!!!My hero is My Mom...

My Blog

Ode to Weed!

.. / icon and title -->.. message --> In the days of old,The Pols' got bold'And came up with an idea.We see no need,they cried,For the demon weed,So when you toke up,You'll have to go and hide.Thing...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST

I'm already Stoned!!!

By the time you come home im already stoned Ill be coming homeJust to be aloneCause I know youre not thereAnd I know that you dont careI can hardly wait to leave this place No matter how hard I tryY...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST

Sex...Sex....And yes baby more Sex!!!

SEX IS A TEMPTATIONCAUSED BY A SENSATIONWHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATIONIN A WOMAN'S VENTILATIONDO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?SKY IS BLUEWATER IS WETI'LL MAKE YOU CUMI'LL MAKE...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

What hurts the most...

This is what hurts the most.... - When someone tells you they love you,but they don't mean it- When you see the one you love..with the one they love- When they leave you for someone else- Telling some...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

everything you wanted to know about me!!!

1. First Name:Courtney2. Were you named after anyone?Not that i know of...3. Do you wish on stars?No but something other than stars if you know what i mean....4. When did you last cry? Cant remember.....
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

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Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck you....

i don't fucking need you. i only hate you. won't tell you twice that your time is spent you're just a coward in your safe place. well your security hangs by a thread. no more threats. this promise ...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

20 things to do at a fast food resturant!!

1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window...
Posted by CoUrTnEy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST