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stefanie

I am here for Friends

About Me

smug twat

My Interests

victoriana, the nypl newsletter, camelot, public radio, penmanship, nursery rhymes, things in miniature, my accordion, tights, space mountain, anagrams, slides and people who make a habit of using slidefilm, the lincoln library of essential information, the san diego zoo, day two hair, statistically improbable phrases, dead couples' love letters.

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

tanglewood numbers

Movies:

une femme est une femme; lovefilm

Television:

degrassi

Books:

the paris review; the new yorker; louisa may alcott; russian vogue

Heroes:

MICHAEL PROFT; rob kapilow; chelsea rose; guerilla gardneners; nancy drew; jamey braden

My Blog

whty

1.] If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would you want it and what would you get?i almost got the cover of gimpel the fool not long ago 2.] If you HAD to dye your hair which color would you choose?blond...
Posted by stefanie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

yolanda thinks i look like suri cruise

1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:cats, scoliosis-inducing bag, pens and ponyholders2.) I have an irrational fear of:vomit and sharks. i have a love/hate relationship wi...
Posted by stefanie on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:50:00 PST

this was pointless

1. Story behind your myspace song:one time a computer told me i looked like jeanne moreau, describing us both as "plain faced" and "sullen." 2. What's bothering you right now?being sleepy3. Who do you...
Posted by stefanie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

2006: a brief retrospective

1.) Where did you ring in 2006?my living room. and it was less of a ring than a dirge2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?female, 25 years old.3.) Were you in school (any time this year)?i was ...
Posted by stefanie on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

motherfucking motherfucker.

why don't you just make a flyer? maybe my husband can screenprint it for you.
Posted by stefanie on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

a challenge to our fair city

when a famous writer says come to new york and we will eat a meal what is the probability that he means move in with me and my wife and my little sasha? when he shows me a photograph of the aforementi...
Posted by stefanie on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

why am i doing this

Seventy questions 1. The phone rings at 2am. Are you quick to answer or do you ignore it?i probably do not hear it 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?i feel that those who...
Posted by stefanie on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST

srsly

These are the instructions:* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.* Say the following questions aloud, and press play.* Use the song title as the answer to the question.* NO CHEATING unless the songs...
Posted by stefanie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

i wonder who

there are a couple of scenarios that could explain why my book comes up in the "titles currently out of stock" section at powells.com. 1. some people i don't know bought all the copies independently ...
Posted by stefanie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

an open invitation

dear friends and otherwise, this is an open invitation to tell me to stop being an idiot. if, on your way to school you see me, mid-day, accidentally drunk off three-quarters of a drink i was having j...
Posted by stefanie on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:29:00 PST