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About Me

I'm fucking awesome.

Geraldine
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like getting punched in the dick / box.

My Blog

Eureka!

I was JUST on my way home from a trip to the mall (which always leaves me with a foul taste in my mouth) and I was racing home to write a blog about how much I hate this new fucking MMA T-shirt fad th...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:18:00 GMT

Stu’s blog sucks shit

The other night while playing a heated game of ball hockey, I had an important point to make about my opinion of the particular ball being used in our game. In the seconds it took to wrack my brain fo...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Euro 2008

Whats the deal with everyone in this fucking city picking random countries to root for every time there is a major soccer (yes, soccer, NOT football) event going on. Okay, so you are 1/8 Italian and 3...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Lessons from my cat

From my cat, i have been able to glean the following bits if information in the past week:   1) When I wear flip-flops I am absolutely terrifying (second only to the vacuum cleaner) 2) The b...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:22:00 GMT

Dignity

..TR> Dignity Yesterday i went for a walk with my mom. We walked by this yard that had the most beautiful dog ive ever seen. Im not sure what breed it was, but it was mostly white with brown spots ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:15:00 GMT

Coffee anyone?

I just want to find out if i'm alone in this, cause ive always kind of wondered;Often when i go out for coffee with someone, and we are sitting there having a nice conversation, i will get a startling...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:47:00 GMT

pretentious rumination

I'm at work, my morning's tasks are completed, and "proactively" looking for something else to do is just not on. No, i think my time will be much more productively spent Myspace blogging about absolu...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:10:00 GMT

This site makes my dick hurt

I joined myspace (which i once swore a solemn oath i would never do) just so i could become a member of this group. I hope you are happy, clint. I was in my office doing one-armed push-ups when a myst...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:26:00 GMT