After winning American Idol, I became insatiably power hungry. I began breaking into homes and replacing board game pieces with miniature replicas of my scaly, naked form. Then, one night outside of Knoxville TN, I was discovered impregnating a fishtank full of milk snakes and was shotgunned to my death by their burly, gin-soaked owner (who, as coincidence had it, later became our 41st president). I then came back as a meercat with a penchant for turn-of-the-century carnival glass. Curiosity eventually got the best of me as I toppled the case over in search of the perfect piece to take for appraisal to the Antiques Roadshow. Now, in my current (and final) state, i sit quietly with my hands in my lap and wait for unsuspecting victims to happen upon my myspace account. You have seven days to live, by the way. Might I suggest bocce ball with Ike Turner? Spoiler alert: He is a very, very bad loser.Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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