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Kip

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About Me

After winning American Idol, I became insatiably power hungry. I began breaking into homes and replacing board game pieces with miniature replicas of my scaly, naked form. Then, one night outside of Knoxville TN, I was discovered impregnating a fishtank full of milk snakes and was shotgunned to my death by their burly, gin-soaked owner (who, as coincidence had it, later became our 41st president). I then came back as a meercat with a penchant for turn-of-the-century carnival glass. Curiosity eventually got the best of me as I toppled the case over in search of the perfect piece to take for appraisal to the Antiques Roadshow. Now, in my current (and final) state, i sit quietly with my hands in my lap and wait for unsuspecting victims to happen upon my myspace account. You have seven days to live, by the way. Might I suggest bocce ball with Ike Turner? Spoiler alert: He is a very, very bad loser.Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the beautiful souls of the world. Or chicks.

My Blog

here it is/..

On my days off I am fond of building nests with pages I rip from library books. Not good books, mind you, but political autobiographies. Nothing to me is more pleasing than knowing I'm finally putti...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Aug 2004 08:30:00 GMT