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Thinking Gives you Wrinkles

About Me

So much to tell so little spaces. I guess the best way to find out about me and my personality is to read my blog, that gives you some insight into my madness. I am fun loving guy, I am the type of guy you WANT to go with out to just hang out, always some comment to make about something, whether it makes sense or not.

My Interests

Read, write, I write science fiction mostly, I am going to try to post some of my stuff soon either on here if I can or I wil make a yahoo group. Last book I read was 'the davinchi code' good, but a bit too much religion bashing.

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Garner, nuf said.

Music:

Anything really- mostly punk and rock. I do have a good knowledge of obscure 80s bands, something no one should be without.

Movies:

The Goonies, All the Star Wars movies (even the bad ones and they know who they are), Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I really love (like really really love) B-Horror movies, some culy movies and movies that should be on Mystery Science Theatre 3000, even if they are not sci-fi, just any movie in general that is SO bad it comes around to being good again.

Television:

Alias, Lost, Survivor, the Apprentice, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken

Books:

Theif of Always by Clive Barker, best book I have read

Heroes:

My dad and my grandmother. Yes I know this is a default answer, but I stand by it. I also would like to give thanks to my lord and god, Satan.Oh come on, you know that last one is a joke. ;)

My Blog

I have a blog???

Yes, I know. I have been away for a long time, but life happens. I am trying to get back and do this more consistently, I really am, honest!!! Anyways, I hope you all out there who do read this, I thi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:28:00 GMT

I know, I know

I know it has been a long time since I posted on here and have disappointed the one person who reads my rants, you know who you are. Anyways, just a quick post so as to prove to you all I am alive. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:03:00 GMT

Talk Like a Pirate Day

sorry for not posting boys and girls, I was getting ready for talk like a pirate day. I had to raise the sails, swab the deck, get my pirate name (salty dog) and grab a wench or three. so go out, say ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:16:00 GMT

Internation Talk Like a Pirate Day- Sep. 19

Pirate Joke #1-   Who is trapped in the closet???? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly   Only 6 days til talk like a pirate day
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 15:24:00 GMT

2 things

Best quoted line on TV EVER!!!!!- Clark Kent (smallville), he is possed by a high school girl who wanted to be home comming queen, but Chole won. so Clark, possed by the girl, rips the crown off her h...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 14:28:00 GMT

I don't know what to write today

I am at a loss for words today, believe it or not. I think it's because I haven't eaten all day, I should go eat something. No food at home though, I can find something.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 14:57:00 GMT

Pink Flamingos-part 2

Please read part 1 as I am going head on into this- A couple kidnapps hippie girls, their butler knocks them up and once they have the baby, the couple sells them to lesbian couples (sounds like a new...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:47:00 GMT

Warning-Pink Flamingo spoilers

for those of you who have not seen it, here are some highlights from the Jonh Waters masterpiece, 'Pink Flamingos' starring the legendary, Divine- Her son has a 3 way with a girl and a chicken A girl ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:47:00 GMT

Rant Part 2

You know it's funny, no it's sad, no funny and sad. America can go in, totally change a foregin country's government over night almost, yet they say it will take 2 years to get New Orleans and the sur...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:05:00 GMT

Rant

This isn't really a rant as so much as my ramblings. I drive for work, so I sit in the car for most of the day pondering life's most deepest questions- like 'If there is a boston market in Boston, do ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:56:00 GMT