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"No matter how fast you think, I think faster than you!" Judge Judy
"The wire walker can keep his balance for only so long. Eventually he'll either fall to the right or to the left."
"One day you'll meet a fact in a dark alley and the fact will come out the better for it and you will be left weeping next to a trash bin filled with beer tins" -Nobel prize winner Saul Bellow
"Let me help you or you'll drown" said the monkey to the fish as he put him safely in the tree.
Alan Watts
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate has made me an authority myself. Had I only known, I would have become a watchmaker"
“That I feed the hungry, that I forgive an insult, that I love my enemy. All these are undoubtedly great virtues. But what if I should discover that the least among them all, the poorest of all the beggars, the most impudent of all the offenders, the very enemy himself -- that these are within me, and that I myself stand in need of the alms of my own kindness, that I myself am the enemy who must be loved -- what then?†Carl Jung
Sentenced to Earth (1 of 3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhbcf0Y6-nA