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About Me


Words can't describe how happy I am with my life right now. Friends pop up in unexpected places and remind me you who you want to be. Starbucks is my second home. Being random is one aspect of my personality. Procrastination is a trait I embrace. I like to smile, even when I have food in my teeth.I am a student at PBCC(Oh snap community college;), a barista at Starbucks and merchant at the green market. I read, a lot. Food makes me happy, oh so happy! I love it when someone speaks 'gourmet' to me, oh amouz bouche! Anthony Bourdain is my ideal. I love foreign languages, I actually think my fellow workers get annoyed with my wanting to always say "yalla" or "hokis" or"mongolico!" But I don't really care what they think. I love making extra dry cappuccinos and putting sugar ontop of the foam, its like hot ice cream! I like to cook, sometimes I make way too much food, and then my mom yells at me. I have big hair. Music is my escape. I am saving up to go to spain. Nobody can stop me. I adore random acts of kindness. I love the smell of a pipe or cigar, but not nasty cancer sticks,ewww! Dancing is awesome. The next boyfriend I get better dance! I'm fluent in spanglish. I don't believe in love at first sight or 'your one and only true love', I think one can be compatible with many, but not at the same time:) My mind is evolving, It's my time to be selfish and make something of myself. I have big plans and am ready to conquer the world.My Family is a force to be reckoned with. My mommy is an inspiration, she's crazy, but she's great and always knows what on my mind,even when I don't want to say anything. Natalie wants to be me,:). We have a good sisterly bond, we're great sisters,we fight, she punches my arm, I cry, she feels bad, then she buys breakfast. Its great. Julia has great hair. I love that pain in the butt. She has this obsession with her personal space, which takes over the whole room. She can out scream anyone. Fafi is my brother. Actually my cousin, but he's the best brother ever. he listents, and when he does speak, its super monotone, like mr.roboto. Tia has an opinion for everything, but its what makes her unique. She works hard and is soon gonna have great eyebrows! Iliana is the best gift, and loves me the most. Tio Dago is best. Has always been there and always made sure we ate well. Nani is my favoritist munchkin! She is one of the last munchkins from the 'wizard of oz'. I wanna have her personality when im older. Abuelo is my favorite! I love talking to him outside the house,next to his truck. He tells me the same joke over and over again. but I wouldn't have it anyother way. Jeremiah is adjusting well to our estroganted cuban household. The white man is doing a good job, even when he wears his Korn shirts. Whenever I think Im alone and can finally sleep, my phone rings, i get a text, someone knocks on the door, someone barges in without knocking, someone is yelling...and eventhough I can never sleep, I love it.the worlds shortest fairy tail:)Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End

My Interests

Photography, Art, Musica, La familia, coffee, History, Love stories, Cockatiels, movies,culture, anthony bourdain, Todd english, Starbucks, Hummus, Organic Foods, Barnes and Noble, Religion, Personality quizzes, Seattle, anything cuban, arabic studies, candles, fish and a lot more

I'd like to meet:

my future

Music:

This is gonna be long. Matchbox20 Natalie Merchant DMB John Mayer Jack Johnson Rob Thomas Gloria Estefan Natalie Merchant Bush 311 Michael Buble Death Cab for Cutie Postal Service Natalie Merchant Anna Nalick Feist A fine Frenzy John Legend Gustavo Santolalla Garth Brooks Selena Smashing Pumpkins Nora Jones Bob Marley Leigh Nash Sixpence None the Richer Sting Five for Fighting ... A lot more, I am just too tired.

Television:

food network,bravo, travel channel,all the dorky channels.

Books:

When I have the time, I love to read"It makes you wonder if God had made women first if there would be two sexes."Ms.Santy:)

Heroes:

el hombre en el cielo