Swallow this Dane Cook |
Dane Cook is a son of a bitch that owes me a new side view mirror on my car. I just picked up harmful if swallowed, and due to a complete lack of a warning on the packaging decided to listen...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:04:00 GMT |
new rules of myspace |
This pertains to all of the stupid bulletins I've seen up lately. Several things that I would like to point out to all you morons. First of all, there is absolutely, positiveley no fucking way th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:18:00 GMT |
V day |
yeah so Valentines day sucked ass. My plan was to hit up the bar and prey on all the lonely single chicks, but this was simply not the case. Not only did no girls go out, most of them most likely deci...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 21:37:00 GMT |
Gay Marriage |
I guess its time that I write about a subject that actually matters. So today, due to the fact that this guy (Nick McDaniel) really pissed me off the other day with his homophobic remarks, I will be w...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:13:00 GMT |
Myspace wide ban on all things Amarosa |
Ok, obviously most of you ignore my bulletins, even though I take the time out of my day to read all of yours. Anyway, since I did not get the wanted effect from my death to the career of Amarosa bull...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:41:00 GMT |
Police Brutality |
Greetings and salutations to all you bitches that actually take the time to read this. I hope someone actually reads this, cuz this is now officially the fourth time I have had to write this damn thin...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 17:10:00 GMT |
Movie Titles |
ok so yesterday I stopped off at blockbuster cuz I was gonna rent a movie, unfortunately my Dad had canceled our membership. But anyway, before I learned the unfortunate news I aimlessly walkd through...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:53:00 GMT |
To Whom it may concern |
Yeah, I'm gonna stop drinking, cuz this is getting re-god-damn-diculous. It is almost impossible for me to get drunk now, and I'm sick of it. tonight I was drinking tequila straight from the bottle, I...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 23:41:00 GMT |
I'm dumb |
Yeah Saturday was a very interesting night, I think I got slipped a roofy or a "date rape drug" as they say, And no I did not wake up with a sore ass, as so many people have already asked me. My frien...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:25:00 GMT |
ramblings of a drunken fool |
Yeah so I was at my fraternity brothers concert the other night here in Houston, at Fitzgeralds, when an epiphony came into my skull cavity area, mind whatever the fuck you wanna call it, its like 2 a...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 23:51:00 GMT |
