i was lurking on a few girls' myspace pages and i couldnt help but chuckle at how "sexy" these girls thought they were. well i, on the other hand, am the anti-sexy. i'm 5' tall and can wear capris as pants. i have the chest of a 12 year old boy and constantly thank god for the padded bra. if i was a celebrity i would always be in the tabloids with a caption reading "frances and her pregnancy bump?" when really i just have a budding beer belly. i wax my eyebrows with every intention of keeping them neat but get so lazy that i let them get bushy. i'm a former catholic schools girl and as a result i only shave my legs on special occasions. i sleep more than a narcoleptic and eat more than a teenage boy. i'm terrible at being a girl because i grew up with the boys and pretty much think like one. i'm also terrible at being asian because i grew up with the white folk. i'm anal and a perfectionist with a hint of OCD. i hate people who can't spell and insist on using words like crunk, chillax, holla, etc.
i hope you still like/want me after you read all this. =)
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