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About Me

I'm Benny Pellin. I do what I want. Sometimes that fucks me. The rest is history.

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My Interests

I'm interested in writing, chicken, armchair philosophy, destroying my lungs, blah blah blah i have friends, 1st albums, fixing things, looking at stuff, blah, blah, blah, im romantic, music/movies because they like so define me as a person, and singing in the sunshine, and laughing in the rain, and pretty much everything else that Robert Plant sings about.

Art: Wassilly Kandinski, Monet, Salvador Dali, Heironymus Bosch, Andy Warhol to an extent, Andrew Wyeth, DaVinci, Rene Magritte, some Mattisse, Van Gogh's last piece before he killed himself... Im still learning so if you know something good, pass it on.

Make your own Fortune Cookie!

I'd like to meet:


Larry David, Ghandi, and
too late :*(

Music:

Current Top 5: Led Zeppelin, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, Chumbawamba, Beethoven.

2nd Tier: Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Pink Floyd, Fugazi, Nirvana, Pixies, Say Anything, Kyuss, Strauss, The Vandals, Bad Religion, Bob Marley, Dead Kennedys, Radiohead, Black Sabbath, Clapton, Aerosmith, HENDRIX, The Doors, Van Halen, Appetite for Destruction, Herbie Hancock, Elvis, Sublime, Ozzy.

3rd Tier: Led Zeppelin, Fu Manchu, Dinosaur Jr, Fugazi, Nirvana Incubus, Mudhoney, Brain Police, Mozart, Marilyn Manson, Green Day, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Brahms, Say Anything, Godsmack, the Replacements, Husker Du, Chumbawamba, Jefferson Airplane, Iggy Pop, Air, White Stripes, Deep Purple, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam.

Definatley worth Mentioning: LED ZEPPELIN, Eminem, Dre, Old School Blink 182, My Morning Jacket, Madonna, Johnny Cash, the Stones, Weezer, the Cure, Motley Crue, old school Offspring and old school No Doubt, Link Wray, Jeff Beck, Ben E. King, Muddy Watters, Howlin Wolf, Robert Johnson, Humble Pie.

Music I hate and will never like: Sean Paul with a passion, Good Charlotte, Barbra Streisand, I really don't understand why people like Primus.... same goes for Dave Matthews Band.

Movies:

French. Italian. Big budget Hollywood trash. Low budget Hollywood trash. Nior. Stoner movies. That Paris Hilton movie. Funny movies. Sad movies. Bad movies.

Television:

The Wayans Bros., Knights of Prosperity, South Park, That 70's show, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, the Simpsons, Scrubs, Lost (even though the sucky - bomb episode ratio has leaned to the former as of late), and anything with Steve Irwin. Oh and the History Channel. TV is bad for you, but we all need a vapid, commercially driven distration every now and then.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut. Baudrillard, Voltaire, Burgess, and Hunter S. Jonathan Lethem is pretty good too. Crime and Punishment/The Idiot, Siddartha, Gandi, Catcher in the Rye, Fredrich Nietziche, Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickenson, Bill Watterson for Calvin and Hobbes and I think I mentioned Fyodor Dostoevsky already but you can really wrap your mind around his shit.

Heroes:

Ghandi, Richard Branson, and Eminem. Some of my friends, some of my coworkers, and of course myself.
Not to be narccisistic or anything, but i mean come on seriously... tell me you havent, at least once in your life, looked back on yourself and thought "damn i kicked ass that day" its true coz if you did it once you can do it again, and anyone who denies that is either lying or just really boring.

My Blog

20th Century Fox is sooo 20th Century...

So you've heard about this Hollywood writer's strike right? Good. That being the case, I decided that now is the opportune time in history for a man of my means and Non-Union stature to take a stab at...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:41:00 PST

Non Union Writer Available

As seen on craigslist.comnon union writer (LA or SFV)Reply to: see belowDate: 2007-11-03, 2:21AM PDTI have experience writing for stage, screen, and episodic viral shows, samples of which are availabl...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

passing time in zimbabwe

Body: 40 secrets about yourself.Be honest[One] Have you ever been asked out?yes[Two] Where was your default picture taken?fat matts apartment building in van nuys mang[Three] What is your middle name?...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:11:00 PST

another interview with BP

1. What's the worst thing about hugs?when they smell2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?abso-fucking-lutely3. What did your day consist of?studying, running out of pot, fat matts, busti...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:27:00 PST

Party Info

Facebook detailsso yeah 10 pm at bennys. call or message for directions and details. everything else is on the facebook event page. hope to see you there...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST

threes the charm

1 What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?effite2 Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenail?no?3 Are you a jealous person?not particularly but the animal instincts do kick in a...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

More Time Wasted

40 Secrets About YouBe honest no matter what.[One] Who was your last 3 texts from?Drew, Drew, MediaNet[Two] Where was your default picture taken?Fat Matts[Three] What's your middle name?Sterling[Four]...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

Time Wasted

1. What is your middle name?Sterling2. How big is your bed?double3. What are you listening to right now?traffic4.What are last four digits of your cell number?99555. What was the last thing you ate?eg...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:35:00 PST

Dear Drug Partnership for America

Dear DP of A,             Your television ads are terrible. They alienate the very target audience that you seek to influence. I don't know if t...
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

New Story

From the book by Geoff Whitney. Go check it out on his page. Now. Please and thank you.
Posted by cre♠tivepenis on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST