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About Me


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Hello there,
I'm Michael. Most people call me BigMike. Why you ask? Simply put i used to be fat. The thing is I still have the fat guy mentality. That is I like to crack jokes normally puttin myself down or doing something stupid to myself. Also it made me very corny, and I have an unfiltered brain whenever a thougt pops in my head it comes out. For most of the time I'll make you laugh, but just like everything I get old and tired. I'm also really cheesy. I just can't help it the words just come out like mouth diarrhea not to be confused with word vomit, thats from that Lindsay Lohan movie. Hey dont make fun, you'll watch anything thats not your cell bars when your in prison. Oh yeah about that I'm also known as inmate #527-791. I helped do something stupid, it got blown out of proportion and I got blamed for something I didn't. With God on myside prison was easy, He kept me safe. I was also a Marine for 52 days. Then I quit. Now I can never go back. I hate myself for that. Im the type of person who takes endless abuse and it doesnt phaze me, but seeing the marine commercial I seethe with self-hatred. I'm the kind of guy you'll enjoy spending time with. I'm loud, funny, honest, nice, humble, modest, i strive to the find the good in every situation no matter how bad it may seem. that being said my names michael bryant and ill be your friend. who i am. im random and with me youll never have a dull moment i make it my goal in life to make everyone around me as happy as the can be, no matter what my own personal sacrifice may be i will and always have sacrificed willingly and happily for my friends. with me what you see is what you get, im honest, trustworthy, easy to get along, fun to be around, caring, kind, give awesome hugs and massages, raised to be a gentleman and treat all girls like gold with the respect and love they deserve, my goal in life is to make everyones life a little better by knowing and being around me. Well thats all I can think of right now
much love,
-Michael

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who won't put me in the friend zone. It's cold there and smells like pee.

this is my buddy josh cassil and myself come show your love.

Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style? sounds like me

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

Tagged

Directions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 16 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you chose them...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:37:00 GMT

Jumpin through hoops...

...for my friends is what I do. I live vicariously through you guys, if you are happy and having a good time so shall I. I thank you all for being my friends. -michael
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:15:00 GMT

New song 3, tell me what you think and suggest a name

verse1 Whys it all got to be this way?Whys did it all have to change?Alls you did was just take from meThe love you gave you said was fakeI gave you all my time gave my everythingIt just wasn't enough...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:17:00 GMT

AWW YEAH THEY BROUGHT PEACE TO A TROUBLED SOUL WHEN I NEEDED IT.

you guys should check them out alexander landing. if you didnt make it to their show tonight you missed out. let me tell you ive had a bad week starting last friday i was sicker than a dog on the 4th....
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:08:00 GMT

Aww when life was as simple as "Do you like me Check _ Yes or check _ No"

Don't you wish life was still that simple. Now adays though you have to watch what you say and to who, what your hair looks like, or your clothes, and you dont look for a gf/bf even though sometimes w...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Two new songs they have everything but names. Can you guys help me name them?

Song 1 Do you know the feeling that you getWhen time has run out?And your about to loseEverything you areYou gave your heart out like a foolAnd it all came crashing downThis feeling seems like it wont...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:49:00 GMT

Love till the end, a poem by me.

Love Till The EndHe'd sit with her all dayWatching her wither awayTears filled his eyesAs he kissed her and criedHe knew it was timeBut what was his crimeHis love had been trueAll the way throughWhat ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:10:00 GMT

ode to chillicothe rednecks

holy crap redneck logic is friggin halarious. ok so a house is on fire right now, nobody in it just the dog, but someon kicked the door in and got him out. so first of all the chillicothe fire departm...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:47:00 GMT

i dont whine to often but heres another whining blog just for your enjoyment

boy howdy i hate the single life. yeah i said boy howdy dont where i got it from. so kick back relax and try not to laugh to much at my whining. anyway its not that i particularly hate ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:25:00 GMT

a little of this a little of that

ok so somethings definitely not right. ovet the past about oh 2 and a half weeks  or so ive gained like 20 lbs its ridiculous and i have no clue why. its been really buggin me but alls ive been a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:16:00 GMT