M.C. Dirty Needles met Dr. Muthafucka at Dr. Mutha Fucka's 3rd Annual 'Bring Your Own Coat Hanger Abortion Sale' in the summer of 76'. Dr. Muthafucka at the time was a Freelance Abortionist that was paying his way through med school by offering 3rd Trimester Abortions at discount bargain rates. M.C. Dirty Needles at the time was a local junkie/druglord/alleged rapist/pimp who's Zombie Amputee Prostitution Ring was in decline due to the rising abortion costs. Soon M.C. Dirty Needles became business partners with the local medical deviant due to the fact that his abortion rates absolutely destroyed any local competitors rates. With each life destroyed, the two flourished with endless profits as they built 3rd trimester abortion clinic after 3rd trimester abortion clinic across the galaxy.
M.C. Dirty Needles made a business deal with a longtime friend and collegue. His name was Philabusta (soon to be M.C. Philabusta) and he agreed to purchase all the unwanted offspring at a very generous price. M.C. Dirty Needles did not know what nefarious purposes the gentleman had intended for these abortions but speculated that it would probably have someting to do with finding a cure for Christopher Reeves to fly again through advanced stem cell research. M.C. Philabusta provided an almost limitless flow of money through his very profitable chain of funeral homes. He soon gained the nickname 'Unorthodox Killa' by his friends due to the fact that when business got slow for the mortuary he would kill future clientel and strategically place his card on their persons or put a funeral home flyer in their loved one's mail box or on their windshied.
The three were so successful that the dream they all shared finally came to fruit. In the fall of 1984 they founded their very own Satanic Church. Enter Doobie Howitser, the first to request an application for a Satanic Priest Position. His resume and porfolio were impressive: grave robbery, selling drugs to kids, a member of Skull and Bones at Yale University and the CFR, white slavery sex trade, etc.... In order to become an Ordained High Priest in the Satanic Church Doobie Houwitser had to complete all the prerequisites. Doobie Houwitser first became a witch in the Druid Church and began his study of the Satanic Bible. Then he became a 1st degree, 2nd degree, and 3rd degree Freemason and then a 33rd degree Freemason in the Scottish Rite. He did this because you can't get involved in Satanism on a Hardcore level without becoming a Freemason. Once he became a 90th degree Freemason he had to convince 7 people to sell their souls to the devil. Then he had to become a Catholic Priest because you can't become an ordained Satanic Priest without becoming consecrated as a Catholic Bishop. Doobie then joined the Mormon Church as the Head Satanic Priest Vampire Witch. Since he was at the 90th degree of Masonry he was given two choices and that was lycanthropy or vampyrism. He chose vampyrism and began drinking blood. He got so addicted to blood something happend to his blood and he became metaphysiologically transformed. He couldn't go out in the daylight without getting blister on his hands. Soon he got Dirty Needles, Philabusta, and Dr. Mutherfucka addicted to blood as well. They spent day and night drinking and mainlining blood. It become so bad that they had to sell their lifes ambition-The Church of Satan.
During the Lunar Equinox of March 22nd, 1986 a shuttle from space crash landed in the desert sand of Roswell, New Mexico. In it was a Alien Space Invader/Sexual Predator from the future that was scourging galaxy upon galaxy in hopes of creating a brutal musical group that would dominate the cosmos by it's brutality and utter ridiculousness and save the future from being destined to forever have an unbelievably homogonized music industry in which music is created in assembly line fashion with no creativity and without the option of pushing the boundries for what can and cannot be said or done. He had destroyed his home planet and many planets after due to their utter lack of brutality. They had become consumed by pop culture, reality television, and 100% biased government controlled media propoganda that had turned the inhabitants of the planet to mindless sheep clueless of the slaughterhouse right next door to the sheep pen. The Alien inherited the earth name Dat Kracka Kris (later known as Suicidal Brutalizer) and at first found it impossible to find members to create a controversial rap posse to save the future from mediocracy. This was partially due to the fact that the American dollar was depriciating due to inflation caused by lack of sound money, NAFTA allowing American jobs to be shipped elsewhere, and the government in general just pissing away the money they stold from the American people through the unconstitutional Federal Income Tax and Federal Reserve Bank causing Dat Krack Kris to work long hours in the shampoo factory having no time for anything but being a slave to the system. Dat Kracka Kris eventually changed his profession to internationally smuggling drugs and guns stuffed in anywhere from puppies to kids to corpses to kittens. This got him into the Zombie Slave Trade in which is rumored to be where he aquired the alias BTK Zombie Raper.
On one fateful day a fleet of Zombies stuffed with crystal meth and nuclear warheads were sent to a Doobie Houwitser M.D. at the Mormon Church and it was decided that Doobie and Dat Kracka would make the zombies sell their evil zombie souls to Satan to resurrect the spirits of M.C. Philabusta and M.C. Dirty Needles who had just both died from adrenal blood overdoses and open the gates of Hell to resurrect Dr. Muthafucka who was in the 7th level of Hell after dieing in a Floridian crocodile farm sky diving incident. Little did they know that the satanic mormon mind control slaves did not empty the zombie corpses before the satanic ritual. The Crystal Meth infused Satanic Nuclear Zombie Drug Holocaust gave them super zombie nuclear vampire drug induced powers to make old school rap beats spliced with ridiculous and ultra brutal lyrics never heard before by man forming the group born to destroy the mainstream: CUSTOMIZED VIOLENCE!!!
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