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Perhaps Fre-talian!

Fo' sheezy, I'm sneezy.

About Me


if you knew my story word for word
had all of my history
would you go along with someone like me?

I love polka...

and holding up walls...

You Are Tofu
Okay, so you aren't exactly meat. And that's fine with you. Even if people think you're a bit bland.
There's a good chance you're veg - and even if you aren't, you secretly think meat is gross. What Kind of Meat Are You?

My Interests

social awkwardness, threeve, dustmasks, my neighbor's cat BUDDY, making mischief in Brooklyn, electronic music, rhythmism.com, ballroom dance, pilates, garment construction, vintage apparel, retro looking apparel, gogo dancing, general pimping, Hondas, the French language, vegetarian stuff, roller skating (not that I do it well), leopard print, Diesel jeans, shoes, Fairway!, clearing dance floors with my killer moves, crossword puzzles, giving confused looks, underwear dance parties, dark chocolate, stuffed artichokes, pronouncing words with the emphasis on the wrong syllable, knitting, pirates (as in AARR! not some silly sports team), miniature golf, playing dress up, all that is awesomely bad about the 80's, laughing and being happy.

and I'm definitely not in to fur...

I'd like to meet:

Tim Gunn, my hero. Pictured below, Tim Gunn shedding tears of joy on Project Runway.

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You Are Jan Brady
Brainy and a little introverted, you tend to think life is a lot worse than it actually is.
And while you may think you're a little goofy looking, most people consider you to be a major babe. What Brady Are You?

Music:

In no particular order: PEACHES!, Stephen Duffy, Timo Maas, Carl Craig, ghetto tech, techno, d n b, disco, 80's one hit wonders, Smiths, Cure, Johnny Cash, "Do ya think I'm sexy" by Rod Stewart (I'm not a Rod fan, but I LOVE that song!) Greenskeepers, Danny Tenaglia, Laurent Garnier, AIR, Duran Duran, Radiohead, Vitalic, Jeff Mills, Richie Hawtin, Scissor sisters, DJ DB, INXS, Beck, WHAM!, Depeche Mode, Jamiroquai, DJ Dan, Dimitri from Paris, Green Velvet, Seb Fontaine, Mazzy Star, Handsome Boy Modelling school, ABBA (I have no shame!), Nine Inch Nails, Erasure, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Hair the musical, Run DMC, Dieselboy, Earth Wind & Fire, Old Elton John, Blondie, TECHNOTRONIC!, any buzz kill songs at the right moment, Michael Jackson (but only Thriller and Off the Wall...before he got weird) and anything else that makes me wanna dance and rock out.

Movies:

Rize, Rushmore, Boogie Nights, Saturday night fever, The Graduate, The English patient, Royal tennenbaums, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Secretary, Napoleon Dynomite, Angels and Insects, Austin Powers, Eternal Sunshine, Party Monster, Usual suspects, The entire Pink Panther collection, Frankie and Johnny, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Flashdance, Better Off Dead, Taxi driver, Gone with the Wind, The wizard of Oz, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The muppets take Manhattan, Paris is burning, L'amant, Au revoir les Enfants, Capote, Juana la Loca, Murielle's Wedding, Romi and Michelle's HS reunion, La Veuve de Saint Pierre, Hedwig and the angry inch, Como Agua para Chocolate, The Color Purple, I heart Huckabees and many more which are evading me at the moment.

Television:

Project Runway, Mr. Show, Reno 911, Extras, Arrested Development (I heart Tobias Funke!), Big Love, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and general nerdery programming. I'm a closet fan of Loveboat reruns, because I love to watch all the bad outfits and hairdos!!

Books:

Clubland by Frank Owen, You're a Good Man Charlie Brown, Collected works of Pierre Reverdy, Disco Bloodbath, the phone book

Heroes:

Anyone who is true to her/himself

My Blog

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Why did I leave NY? I love my PA friends and family and all the opportunities I've had since moving here, but damn it, I miss NY so much right now!!!!:(
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

UGGGGG-ly

Whoever decided that Uggs make cute casual shoes should be drawn and quartered. I only prayed that they would be out of style this year, but apparently no one heard my prayers. They don't go with sk...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Talk like a pirate day is nigh...AGAIN!!!

Oh fuck yes!  Spetember 19th yo!The official siteYou know you want it!
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Oh fuck.

I'm having a really bad last 24 hours.  I don't feel like typing it all out right now, but trust me it sucks. I'm throwing a pity party if anyone wants to join in.        ...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

I just told someone to fuck off at work

So, its my last week at work and I plan to leave my company with dignity.That being said...For the past 3 years that I've been here, I've received spuradic calls from a scam operation which claims to ...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

NIN @ Jones Beach

I found this youtube clip of Trent Reznor from the show.  For me, this was my favorite part of the night!  Not that the music didnt kick ass, but I just thought this was cool.  .. width...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:36:00 PST

Amusement at someone elses expense

I'm not sure why, but I can't stop looking at this page.   LOCO!!...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:16:00 PST

Need a boat? Salvation army can help!

So on the way to work today I was behind a Salvation Army truck on the LIE.  The back of the truck read: Help Someone on the Road to Recovery Donate Used Cars  Boats and Campers &n...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

Capote

Sorry, forgot to post this before.  I went to blockbuster to rent Brokeback Mountain last night, which was (as you may have guessed formthe title of this post! duh) not in stock.  Picked up ...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

Deep Fried Oreos

So...On Sunday I was at the gas station filling my tank and I smell, of all things, funnel cake!  I observed in front of the quickie mart one of those vendor trailer thingys where some family was...
Posted by Perhaps Fre-talian! on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST