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Kangazang!

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About Me


When life's problems get you down, a good way to escape the troubles is to take a holiday. The further away, the better.Troubled Earthman and Kebab-lover Jeff Spooner is having a bad time. His fiance found love in the arms of the local vicar, and she dumped him.Plus she wants the £50 he owes her back.And to make matters worse, he seems to be mocked by the sounds of 'I Should Be So Lucky' and 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'.Fortunately, help and hope comes in the guise of Ray, Jeff's eccentric but likeable barber. A man with a plan. A man hard to understand. A man from Kangazang!Together, this unlikely pair of heroes set off to see the sights, find a decent pub, and more importantly, save the entire universe in a spacecraft made of human hair.And we haven't even mentioned the spacehoppers yet...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MARC WARREN - JEFF SPOONER
BILL BAILEY – RAY
MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE – OVERLORD KELVIN
BILL NIGHY – LORD RANCYDD
KEVIN ELDON – EMO AGENT
SARAH ALEXANDER – SARAH
DAVID WALLIAMS – REVEREND WILSON
MARTINE McCUTCHEON – QUEEN SHELLEY
EDDIE IZZARD – HIGH PRIEST
KYLIE MINOGUE – HERSELF
STEPHEN MERCHANT – GLYN THE BARMAN
STEPHEN FRY – SKRAGG TAX INSPECTOR
NICK FROST – SKRAGG LIEUTENANT
MITCH BENN – HOPPA CHIEF
SIMON PEGG - M4 (GRIDLOCK)
JAIME MURRAY - M25 (TAILBACK)
DYLAN MORAN – BARVLEFROG
MARK HEAP - BLUTEKABLAB

Please Note: This is a 'Wishlist' if the book was ever to be filmed as a movie, and none of the celebrities named above are connected (as yet) in any way!

My Blog

Article in the xmas edition of the 2008 noahs ark appeal newsletter

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:21:00 GMT

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... oooh!
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:09:00 GMT

The Next Episode....!

Hello, Kangazangy ones!I've decided to pop into Myspace world (blimey - look at the cobwebs!) and drop some science on the next episode of Kangazang! The legend in its' own time...The first edition of...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:53:00 GMT

its here! Its now! Its available!

KANGAZANG IS AVAILABLE !At a DISCOUNTED PRICE TOO!  £3 off the RRP!-click HERE!
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:45:00 GMT

WWW.KANGAZANG.COM <----Now Online!!!

Oh It's here!The new improved Kangazang website! lots to see and do!OFFICIAL SITE  Have fun everyone!Terry
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:41:00 GMT

NEW KANGAZANG VIDEO !! ! !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRpkU0dBXPE&feature=PlayL ist&p=4DF61BC26ECA6C66&index=3
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:41:00 GMT

COVER ART REVEALED!

Greetings, Kangazangers!As you will see, the cover art is done and dusted!!!! Hope you like!After 5 drafts of completely different ideas, all of which had tons of potential, it was time to decide, an...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:13:00 GMT

KANGAZANG.COM

Okay lovely ladies and genial gentry, it's on the way...www.kangazang.comAt present its a very basic thing linking to my publisher, but the website with all its lovely features about the book, intervi...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:39:00 GMT

bored - so heres a quiz

  1. How late did you stay up last night and why?midnight-ish.2. What was the first thing you thought when you got up?make sandwiches!3. What's...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:50:00 GMT

LAUNCHING THIS SUMMER!

Hello guys and Gals, Long time no news, I admit. But things are still as busy as usual here in Kangazang Towers....The launch of the book will be taking place in June 2008 - it'll be lovely and sunny,...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:13:00 GMT