My final Myspace days...

I'm happily married.I love my kids.I bite my nails.I wear a size 12 shoe (you know what they say about girls with big feet...)I have torn the meniscus in my left knee, so now I cant drop it like its hot as much anymore.I have a cat named sugar, cause when he was born he was all white. He has several nicknames now - White Beazy, Suge White, Domino, but he answers to none of them.I love driving stick, although the family car is an automatic, somehow i keep burning out the clutch.I have eaten octopuss. Kinda rubbery.I am Beyonce (in my head).My husband is Jay-Z (in my head).I used to have a crush on Roy Jones...yall musta forgot!I cant whistle.Sometimes when I wash my hair I slick it back into a ponytail and look in the mirror. I always take the ponytail out because it makes me look like Freddie Jackson.I've been trying to find a gay hairdresser for the longest time. I still havent found one. Holla at a sista if you got a connect..My husband says I'm stuck in the old school cause I still use phrases like "fresh" and "def". I tell him to chill, he just catching the vapors...If forced to, I have no problems fighting a little kid...6, 7, I dont care how old or young they are...i will light that tail up. *walks away huffin*I am the kind of friend that will tell you if you've got a huge booger hangin out your nose..I will even bust a pimple for you if I see one...however, i will not be able to assist you if you end up having to ride the porcelain bus...I dont do vomit.