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About Me

I'm a gnome. I'm grumpy most of the time. I live underground to maintain my lily-white complexion. I do a LOT of gardening. I have a nose for the best mushrooms. And I love SF, and SF conventions. This layout is from iloveyourspace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody. Especially SF writers. And maybe one day, Sean Astin. Or Eddie Izzard.

My Blog

Famous Family Members

My cousin Harry went and got hisself all famous. Now he tells me I have to sign on more often and be respectable. What does he know? Some people should keep their noses--and Chemistry degrees--outta w...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:55:00 GMT

North Pole My Butt

Try to help a fellow out and what do I get?The elves say I drink too much. Ungrateful louts. They can wrap their own damn presents.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Trinoc*Con pics are up!

The long-awaited pics from my romp to Raleigh, North Carolina are now up! (Check out my pics photo album.)It was great to catch up with George, the Alexes, and the rest of the gang. I'll post more soo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:52:00 GMT

Pipe Down!!

Dogs that howl all night and birds that scream all morning and children that holler all day...the cats are only slightly less annoying. Can't you people see I'M READING?!?Now, bugger off.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:29:00 GMT

F is for Finnegan

I've been asked this plenty, so here goes. Are you listening? S. F. Gnome: Seamus Finnegan Gnome, at your service. Go on then, have at it. I assure you I've heard them all before.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:30:00 GMT

Too Sexy

I spent the weekend in the company of one beautiful and talented J.K. Lee, modeling for her latest collaborative entry in the Tomato Art Festival (tomatoes being something I know more than a little ab...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:11:00 GMT

That Blasted Fairy

That blasted fairy popped by AGAIN this morning to borrow a thimble of sugar. What does she think I am, a bloomin' grocery store? Silly addlebrained twit never can remember to do for herself...most li...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Summer grumble

Summer is just too hot. That's about it, really.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:50:00 GMT