Ripped Krampus I is an overgrowth from the Dr. Jessup Sensory Depravation Tanks known as Puffy Areolas and Hard Gospel With Child. TEETS is a guitar heretic known to travel where the sounds be organic and the vibes legit. DUSTY AREOLAS was looking to distill this notion of spot-welding White Boy And The Average Rat Band, Crushed Butler, DNA, and Skullflower into a post-gothic jello mold suitable for space walks and sewer dwellers. MORAVIA MANDY'S applied tribal/teutonic skins flush the needed banned beauty products produced by the last two Giallo Guitar Gurus and RIPPED KRAMPUS took flight. Walking door to door unplugging yr kids' Wii systems and pissing chloroform into yr central air conditioning. Come outside and survey the damage. Now perform a song and dance for us. Be sure to leave us a treat. And make the treat exquisite. Disobey us. Displease Us. And pull the wicker from your lil' slugger's back. Count on it!Attention! Ripped Krampus II will be launching out of the ashes of Ripped Krampus sometime in 2008. Would you go so far as to call that the difference between our lovely AMON DUULs? Fuck yes, you would. The lineup will revolve around Dusty Areolas on BASS/KEYS, Phil Dicktone on DRUMS/PERCUSSION/DARK GLOBE, and Ian "Father Yodorowsky" Earbleed Von Cryptid on GUITAR/ TAPES/ SYNTH/ SHORTWAVE/ SATANIC BLUETOOTH, and Travis Reeder on SYRUP AVALANCHE GUITAR. Anyone else who wants to throw in on this fucker, feel free. It'll be a BOWLING GREEN affair.
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