Well I'm in business, the business of kicking your ass. And let me tell you...business is boomin'. I'm open for business, the business of givin you the business...up your butt.
I'd like to meet:
arnold schwarzenegger, myself ten years down the road, myself tens years ago (that way i can give that handsome fellow some good advice) and steven from blue's clues...o yeah and i dont kid around
Music:
okay im not much of a music guy, more of a car stereo kind of guy, just call me cuba gooding (aka radio)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bran the Man "Badass" Listen, Bee!
Birthday: 01/24/1989
Birthplace: Lake Compton, Connecticut
Current Location: Lake Mary, FL
Eye Color: brown-noser PS i want to avoid appearing like a dumbass butthat's impossible so dont hate me gosh dang it, undaSTAND
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: write with my right, scratch myself with the left
Your Heritage: half vietnamese(dont worry, my eyes arent that chinkin small, i mean some guy called me a cracker before)/ half white including: (quarter french, quarter a lot of other shit)
The Shoes You Wore Today: black, dress, slipless shoes to go to work
Your Weakness: none, BranMan has no weaknesses...weak people drag the economy down
Your Fears: aliens...i fucking hate aliens
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: only if you get to know me where i tell you this dear goal of mine and if u already do know me then you already know the drill
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fucking niggas and hoes, of course
Thoughts First Waking Up: god damn that scott and erica
Your Best Physical Feature: uh hem, well to be honest with you i nick-named him 'big daddy' and hes by far the best god damn left pectoral to grace this earth
Your Bedtime: im writing this at 4:39 am
Your Most Missed Memory: summer of 06
Pepsi or Coke: rc cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ron the Clown vs. Burger the King...hmmm....i think king wins out on this cuz king is also the name of that jaguar wrestler from tekken plus i like the franchise's breakfast crossain'wichs
Single or Group Dates: group dates are better since they're less awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: i like my ice cream how i like my women--black
Cappuccino or Coffee: coke lots of coke
Do you Smoke: didnt i go to 5th and 6th grade didnt i d.a.r.e. to be g.r.e.a.t.
Do you Swear: never
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: only when i was in love
Have you Been in Love: freshmen year of college
Do you want to go to College: only to save money for my marraige to the most perfect girl of my dreams
Do you want to get Married: if i had the self-confidence to ask her already
Do you belive in yourself: with my brain and good looks of course but not if im feeling queezy on a roller coaster
Do you get Motion Sickness: in airplanes: sometimes; on roller coasters: yes; in cars: every now and then
Do you think you are Attractive: im not gonna lie here, yes or else i probably wouldve killed myself already...should be a message to all you ugly sons of guns out there
Are you a Health Freak: yssup
Do you get along with your Parents: i just spent father's day with toshi (father's day was on sunday, i work at a japanese restaurant on sundays, toshi is japanese...put it all together dumbass)
Do you like Thunderstorms: seeing as how i got my powers from the thundersorm on montgomery a few years back, yes
Do you play an Instrument: well seeing as how back home my nickname was 'whitney houston', i was a damned good singer and my gosh, people with beautiful voices dont need to play instruments, we're just too damn good for objects with strings or holes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hmm...do i enjoy drinking my own piss...c'mon, c'mon do u really think i do
In the past month have you Smoked: some one d.a.r.e.d me the other day so naturally i couldnt resist
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i work with japanese people in a fucking japanese restaurant, dumbass....no
In the past month have you been on Stage: stage? i suppose the next question is whether ive worn tights and then the question after that would be, do you like 'd' in your 'a'
In the past month have you been Dumped: damn what i would give to have been dumped within the last month, hell i'd give anything to see a girl again, hell, i'd let her dump on me, i dont care
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: has my penis been naked in a big body of water recently? hmmm...YES
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i know the law
Ever been Drunk: the law says you cant take things that arent yours
Ever been called a Tease: been called one before only because im such a nice guy and i cant directly tell an ugly girl i dont like her, so then she keeps calling me and i cant turn her down and well you know the drill
Ever been Beaten up: even though those "friends" i have tell me i have, i say hell no i got homeboy in a headlock right before it was broken up
Ever Shoplifted: what the hell didnt i answer this question already
How do you want to Die: quickly, painlessly, happily, mercifully, stupidly, horny, healthy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ever seen jerry mcguire or the godfather, probably one of those two professions...no i dont want to be the don of a rich crime family, i want to be a professional 'kid', like the one being playfullly chased by marlon brando in the orange grove
What country would you most like to Visit: c'mon you mean to tell me you dont want to be a kid, i mean kids have no responsibillities and they have the most fun, i mean they cant 'do it', but thats why i want to be a kid with 'benefits'...what?, o yea the question...the north pole (dont even ask dumbass/non-believer)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/ brunette
Short or Long Hair: long, i dont date boys unless of course its the hip and trendy thing to do nowadays
Height: 3'6" to 5'11" though i will date an amazon with big breasts and long legs
Weight: no danny devitos
Best Clothing Style: eloquent or (hard word to spell coming up, should look up the correct spelling to avoid looking like a dumbass but i'll just see where it goes) scantally-clad
Number of Drugs I have taken: o man fuck me
Number of CDs I own: just the bohemian rap cd (c'mon im not a dumbass, im just saying what all the kids in grade school thought it was called)
Number of Piercings: hold on...none
Number of Tattoos: ugh h/o....one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: like every other effer, i have a number of regrets. can i think of any off the top of my head: no. am i lying: yes. do i want to avoid looking embarassed: you bet your sweet ass i do(n't?)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Movies:
chicken run, running man, running scared, cool runnings, forrest gump
Television:
urkel, "titanic" the min-series, forrest gump, tbs
Books:
reading material for the toilet, the back of shampoo bottles, nutrition facts(because i count calories, motha fucka)
Heroes:
Jesus/Buddah/Batman/Peter North/"Pizza the Hut" Steciw/ o yea and the cliched "Parents"
