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Marsh The Darsh

The Fat Ones Never Get It.

About Me

Hello thar, MySpace/Potential MySpace friend. My name is Marcia. I do quite despise having to sum up my existence in a little blurb, but I'll try for you. I am a 22 year old habitual underachiever who is broke and a little broken. I'm quiet because I live in my head and also tend to stumble over my words. I've been identified as "sarcastic" for at least half of my life (and that would not be a false identification). I am trying to develop my personality beyond that, though. I want the world (or just my little particle of the world) to know me as "intelligent", "funny", "thoughtful", and "fucking awesome". I am varying amounts of all of those traits, but they're in serious need of enhancement. I can assure you that I'm trying, but I can't assure success. It's 4:46 am, I need to go to bed. I'll work on this later.

My Interests

Writing, wandering, drawing, scrabbling, judging everyone (myself the harshest),long car rides with good tunes, long nights out with great friends and not so great alcohol, animals wearing tiny versions of people clothes, nights of wild relentless introspection, dancing poorly, and fishpens.

I'd like to meet:

DISCLAIMER: Now, I don't have particularly high standards, but if you choose to message me, please make an effort to write like an adult. I don't respond to people who can't fully type out the word "you". And I especially don't respond to people who address me as "Ma" or "ShOrTi". I don't know what part of my profile is leading people to believe that I'm mad ghetto, but I'm not. At least not MySpatially.Okay, that being said, I wouldn't mind meeting people who share my severe disdain for dramatics and dramatic people. Life is too multi-faceted and complicated to add even more theatrics. I'd really like to meet you if you can make me laugh.

Music:

I've fallen so far behind with my music. I'm not up with what you kids are listening to. But I adore music more than almost anything in this world. When done properly, music's evocative capabilities are comparable to nothing. Hell, even a lot of shitty music is stellar to dance to.I'll specify some: Michael Jackson, Weezer, John Mayer, Hall & Oates, Foreigner, Toto, Journey,Death Cab For Cutie, Bloc Party, Arcade Fire, Denison Witmer, The Decenberists, Andrew Bird, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Man Man, Les Savy Fav, The Knife, The Klaxons, Death From Above 1979, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Pixies, The Smiths, Rilo Kiley, Pavement, Editors, Bonde Do Role, The Go! Team, Cursive, Midlake, John Vanderslice, Broken Social Scene, The Shins, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, Architecture in Helsinki, !!!, Ben Folds (Five), Flight of the Conchords, Spoon, other stuff.

Movies:

I don't watch a lot of movies. I've been largely underwhelmed thus far. I'm always open for recommendations, though.

Television:

The Office, The Best Years, Degrassi, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and infomercials.

Books:

"The Catcher in the Rye" Pretty much any Fitzgerald. "Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs" "The Autobiography of Malcom X" "Life After God" "Atlas Shrugged"

Heroes:

I've none.

My Blog

Its You! Its Me! And Its Dancing!

So, although I know fer sure I don't have bipolar disorder, there's definitely some sort of demon in my brain. Depression maybe? I don't know, but here's the skinny, Web Log Reader:I spent the past we...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:54:00 PST

Let’s Just Have Some Fun, Let’s Tear This Shit Apart

Let's start a band, web log reader. Serious applicants only. Those not interested in super stardom need not apply. I'll play bassoon. I'm looking for an accordion, cello, glockenspiel, keyboard, drumm...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!

It's been a bit since I've visited my web log and being as it's a lonely little Sunday, I'll do so now. There's a major reason why I haven't updated this shit, and that's because there really hasn't b...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:44:00 PST

She’s a Dancin’ Machine

    I got 3 new dresses tonight for less than twenty-five dollars which begs the question: When Are We Dancing Again?!?!?!?!?!?I gotta cut loose...footloose. And soon. ...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:11:00 PST

How are things on the West Coast?

Random do-dads: 1. I need to get over my anxiety issues.2. I'd like to make more friends. Not MySpace friends, either. Like, real hang out with me friends. I probably wouldn't sound so gay if I didn't...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:30:00 PST

She’s a Superfreak

I really miss Dave Chappelle. I bet he's a genuinely nice guy in real life. Anybody who can walk away from $50 million in order to save your pride definitely deserves respect. I guess I'm glad that he...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST

YawnYawnYawn, We’re all Long Gone. If We Get Lucky We’ll be Dead by Dawn.

I made my very first pinky swear last night. I'm not one for sacred blood oaths or lousy promises, so I tend to steer clear of such voodoo, mainly because I'm terrible at keeping my word. But last nig...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

I Can't Make You Love Me if You Don't...

Celebrity crushes aside, I've only ever genuinely adored, to the point of potentially loving, four boys in my life. And I've come to realize that I never had a chance with one of them. I have this hab...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL(s)

Okay MySpace friends, I'm puttin' it all out here for you. I need to start making progress in my life. I have all these plans for myself, yet I do nothing about them. I will fess up and say that I'm 1...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

Oh, It Was a Funny Feeling to be Wanted

    My grandma really likes to see dudes get hit in the nuts.On any given day, she'll ingest at least one half hour program devoted to "America's/The World's Funniest/Zaniest/Wackiest/M...
Posted by Marsh The Darsh on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST