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vishnu

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

im the 2nd part of this triad...
Things about me that you dont care about
General
Name Vishnu
Age im old... bitches
Birthday i dont know... i forget... all that pot...
Hometown New Delhi
Where you live i spend a lot of time in Pakistan these days
Eye Color brown
Hair Color brownish-black
Height about 8 foot
Weight 546 pounds
Righty or Lefty depends on which way she needs me to go
Inny or Outty i like audis
Ethnicity jewish
Worst Fear shiva... freaking bastard...
Weakness brahma... frreaking bastard....
Strengths my 8 foot long "lingum"... oh yeah
Goals attain nirvana
Favorite's
Soda ramune
Food spicy curries are my favourite... but i like hamburgers too
Car 1978 ford f 150
Actor/actress shahrukh khan/rahni mukerji
Music Artist or Band ravi shankar-his sitar is quite sexy but i like norah jones too
Animal elephant
Color blue
Song "beverly hills" by weezer or "in da club" by 50 cents
Movie i like indian movies like "ek rishta" or "laagan" but i also like the notebook
TV show days of our lives
Holiday christmas or easter
Subject in school history...
Resturant/Fast Food burger king
Pizza Topping meaty... oh yeah
Book hinduism for dummies
Thing in your room krishna photo... i love that guy
This or That?
Chocolate or Vanilla choclate
Rock or Pop pop
Pizza or Hotdog hot dog... i love beef franks
Ketchup or Mustard ketchup
Apple or Orange orange
Computer or TV computer... you can download porn faster
Pencil or Pen you should see my pencil...
Color or Black and White white
Skating or Biking biking
Beach or Mountains mountains
Naughty or Nice lakismi is pretty nice
Bright or Dark bright
Night or Day day
Late night or Early morning late nights... oh yeah
Have you's?
Been in love yep
Smoke yep... i love ganja
Drank yep... name one indian that doesnt
Been on TV yep
Been in the News paper yep
Do you's?
smoke yep... i told you i love ganja
drink yep... i fuckign told you name one indian that doesnt
play an instrument yea... the sitar.
think you're attractive fuck yeah... espiecally in my pants
have a crush on someone yea
think someone has a crush on you yea
have a best friend yea... 2 infact... shout to my homies brahma and shiva
draw on yourself i draw dots on my head...
have a cell phone used too its all about porn these days
find yourself bored a lot yea... but i have sex instead
have a myspace yea... im looking for hot asian girls... or any girl... lakasmi is very open minded
have AIM i shall soon
have MSN i shall soon
have a girlfriend/boyfriend yea... im kinda married
For a Guy/Girl
Hair black
Eyes brown
Height 4'0-6'0
Weight 55-666
Style getting down
Random stuff
Do you have piercings yes... you should see the one on my "lingum"
Do you have tattoos yes...many espciailly on my "lingum"
How many CD's do you own i own a britney spears one...
Are you popular yea...if all off india had myspace had id have 1 billion friends
Have you ever broken the law yep...
Have you ever been arrested yep... it was more like brahma and shiva
Are you tired of this survey no i think im gonna take another one
Did you like it yes... just you will liek my lingum
Are you done lingum
Ok your done!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

allah, jesus, buddha, hot people, ive heard a lot of this "g-thunder" i would like to meet him too...

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