I'm half palmeranian and half something else. I'm really fat and all I do is sleep and eat. I love my life. My favorite human is this girl Katie, cuz she's really fun, sometimes. But now she's a teenager and will be going away to college soon so she never plays with me anymore. Sometimes I get so mad at her gay uncle mike (cuz he's always like "get the fuck out of the way killer!") i just want to bite the shit out of him...but yeah, thats me.
