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Johnny Royal

Drink Your Orange Juice.

About Me

Just a hard motherfucka who graduated from tha school of hard knocks; The University of Nebraska at Lincoln, beeyatch. I can be seen drinking at times, yo. Other times, I can be seen giving one of the single baby-mommas at tha titty bar a five dolla bill, y'all, cuz mothaz gotz ta supprt they shortiesz, and I'm all 'bout chillens and they mommas eatin' right and livin' propa. I also have a particular knack for expressing my views by articulating through the medium of street lanuguage slang. Word.

My Interests

Global socio-economic trending, militarized defense systems and their impact on governmental initiatives, photos of hot babes, golf, collecting Beanie Babies (they are soooooo cute, and no one wants them anymore...BOOO!)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, I guess. I'm not here to pile up on a chick, although, I will accept...nay...ENCOURAGE ladies to send me hot pics of themselves.

Music:

Josh Groban, Michael Bolton, Neil Diamond, Pantera, NIN.

Movies:

"Cool As Ice" starring legendary rap impresario, Vanilla Ice.

Television:

Robert Loggia educating America's youth on nutrition. BAHHHH.

Heroes:

Timmy.

My Blog

Blog Number Seventeen

Trick My Truck; The Best Worst Show Ever By: Johnny Royal I have been catching a lot of shit from my wife, peers and co-workers about a guilty pleasure that I have; watching "Trick My Truck"...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

Blog Number Sixteen

Stupid Shit By: Johnny Royal There is a lot of stupid shit out there, and unfortunately, you don't have to search too far to find it.  Sure, "stupid shit" is subjective; everyone has their own id...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

Blog Number Fifteen

Back To You.By: Johnny RoyalI hate most local TV news.  There are exceptions; for example, when they mention or show The Blaze, or when they have a hot anchorchick with a low cut top.  Other...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

Blog Number Fourteen

Get Off Of My Back, Motherfuckers. By: Johnny RoyalLately, it seems that everyone in government wants to legislate people's behaviors; not criminal ones; social behaviors.  It seems that because ...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST

Blog Number Thirteen

Wishes for the Future of My MySpace Page By: Johnny RoyalI am a dreamer.  Maybe this is a bad thing, but I have to admit this flaw of mine.  I may not have Martin Luther King dreams, but I w...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

Blog Number Twelve

The War in Iraq By: Johnny RoyalRemember when you were a kid and there was a bully who would threaten you, and perhaps assault you for lunch money, or just to show off for their gang of goons?  I...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

Blog Number Eleven

Concert Posters You Will Never See By: Johnny RoyalI was fucking off, so I decided to create some concert posters that you will never see, and YES, I ripped off images to create them...I'm not that cr...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST

Blog Number Ten

MySpace = Spam By: Johnny RoyalI am really amazed at how many sluts want me to make them "friends" and also want me to check out their "pictures" on some website unrelated to MySpace.  I also get...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

Blog Number Nine

Lindsay Lohan; My Kind of Girl By: Johnny RoyalLindsay Lohan is back in the news for less than savory reasons.  Apparently she was drunk as fuck, had a bag of blow in her pocket, and was nuttier ...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:22:00 PST

Blog Number Eight

Election 2008; An Overview By: Johnny RoyalWe are 18 months away from having a new President, and already I want to hang myself with a belt.  I am so God-damned tired of hearing political shit al...
Posted by Johnny Royal on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST