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Miko Macabre

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About Me

Just a small town ghoul, livin' in a lonely world.

But seriously, I'm just a girl who reallys like horror films. Good horror films, bad horror films, old horror films, new horror films, low budget horror films...medium budget horror films. You get the picture.

I have an especial propensity for zombie and supernatural flicks, but I don't mind a good slasher once in a while.

But most of all, I love campy horror films. The nonsensical dialog, the bad acting, the terrible special effects--it's all part of the charm of the genre.

Anyway, I'm sick of bad (and good) horror films not getting the attention they so rightly deserve, so I decided to create my own show--Cryptique. It's like a critique that takes place in a crypt, get it? Eh? Oh, I'm so alone :(

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My Blog

Happy Holidays--It’s Silent Night, Deadly Night

Well my gift came early this year, and it seems it was just a big Fuck You from the all the jesus-loving soccer moms over at youtube, because they deleted one of my videos (it had a BOOB in it) and su...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:44:00 GMT

Happy Holidays! WIN A FREE T-SHIRT! Be Interested Again!

I don't know if it's the economy or whether or not my show is just sucking more and more or whether my boobs are getting progressively smaller or that I've just been out of the country for so long, ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:34:00 GMT

New Episode, New Website, New News, New Photos, etc.

As promised, the second episode of the new season is here and Army of Darkness is the movie. I know this isn't the type of movie I usually review, but we wanted to have a diverse season and it is a f...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:25:00 GMT

New Season Debut! Basket Case Craptacular! No Joke!

Although I'm fairly sure 97% of you all thought I was lying about these fabled "new episodes", I can assure you they are as real as the mexican Chupacabra. The new season is out and Basket Case is th...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:26:00 GMT

And We’re Back!

The episodes are almost done being edited and the first full length episode will air in October! There is a website but due to a minor setback it won't be up for a little bit yet--but stay ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:10:00 GMT

Earthquakes, horror news, my coming of age!

I SURVIVED THE QUAKE OF DOOM '08!So today was the biggest earthquake in Los Angeles for the last 10 or so years. I have been shooting for the show for the last two days so I was with Jay on set when ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:05:00 GMT

HOMELESS PEOPLE HATE ME!

Emitted in small doses, the pheromones released by female Japanese beetles serve as a sort of GPS, guiding the male to her so he can pester her for sex. I've come to the conclusion that it's almost t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:46:00 GMT

SHE’S ALIVE! (News and more!)

I LIVE!I first would like to apologize for my mysterious disappearance. To appease everyone, let me just say that yes, it did involve zombies, curses, stalker psycho killers, and perhaps even a Zuni ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Merry Cryptmas, Everyone!

Well Christmas is almost over and I hope you guys had a happy whatever you celebrate. I filmed for my Silent Night, Deadly Night sunday on my friend's mini DV. It didn't have a firewire cord so I to...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Girl, where the fuck have you been?

So I survived my semester and got straight As except for an A- in cult films. What the fuck is that? How can I get As in 300 level English courses but an A- in class where I have to watch fucking Pe...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:34:00 GMT