"FRIENDS"Are you tired of all those SISSY-ASS "friendship" poems that never really actually come close to reality? Well here is a series of promises that speaks to true friendship in LAURI-LAND.1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk & plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try & dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you fianally got laid. :P4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be & quit your DAMN whining.6. When you are confused - - I will use little words.7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me!!!8. When you fall - - I will point & laugh.9. When you need a kidney - I will search the web for you.This is my oath....I pledge till the end. "Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend and rememeber:A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE.....A REALLY GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE A BODY.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.............
Have a great day! :)
