Auto-tune the New #2 |
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 16:11:00 GMT |
I'm on a boat.... |
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:34:00 GMT |
The Case of the Caged Rats Claim |
Chapter One: The Dame and the Identity .. .. It was dark out, nighttime, they call it, and I was infiltrating a pinko rally of some kind - lots of streamers and cups and loud music. Gents with ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:09:00 GMT |
The Kirk. |
Wait for the punchline....
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
My sister. |
Ok, so my sister, who has endured countless hardships (such as open heart surgery, a horrible childhood, never having a father, having me as a brother, etc...) is going through some kind of "midlife c...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
Things You Learn In Vermont When You’re Dead |
1. Going on vacation with friends is better than going on vacation with family (sorry family).2. Don't cave to peer pressure and try to perform acrobatic snowboarding stunts.3. Don't invite up people ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:15:00 GMT |
Tales from the Potty: The Reckoning (12-6-07) |
I haven't updated in a while, so I'm going to. Over the past few months I've seen:1. A fellow who, while occupying the larger handicapped stall, spread out on the floor around him (...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:25:00 GMT |
Things You Learn In Florida When Youre Dead |
1. Going on vacation with members of your family makes you feel lonely for some reason.2. The Babe-Ratio in Florida is absurdly low. They're almost all either children or leatherback turtles.3. Rich ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
Happy Halloween |
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:42:00 GMT |
The new girl in my life. |
She's young, adorable, with overly large feet, a fuzzy bottom, and hair in her ears. Seemingly a mix of calico and some kind of snow lynx. She constantly kneads no matter what surfa...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
