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Jason

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a big ol' dork who doesn't leave the house much. I play bass, 'cello, & guitar (barely). I'm too cheap & introverted to go to bars, so I make beer & serve it on draft in my kitchen. I have a baby girl who is the love of my life. No really, if you meet her you'll understand. I love to make music & talk about it. Or rant about it. I also have an amazing talent for insulting people when I try to compliment them. People just confuse me.

My Interests

Beer & music. Reading & playing with wires.

I'd like to meet:

I've met most of my heroes. Those I haven't met have this awful habit of dying before I get the chance. I've still not met my two main musical idols, Mstislav Rostropovich & Heinrich Schiff. I've tried, but when you show up at a hotel during Spoleto slightly drunk w/a two foot mohawk demanding to see Slava, they just call security. Bill Clinton seems like an entertaining person to knock back a few beers with, although I have a better chance w/Roger. I also want to hang out with Rob Wright sometime. We'll probably end up getting in a fight.

Music:

Lutoslawski, Gubadailina, Ligeti, Part, Prokofieff, Shostakovitch, Bartok, Berg, Babbitt, Schnittke, Dutilleux, Schoenberg, Webern, Dvorak, Brahms, Schwantner, Tan Dun, Boulez, Ferneyhough, Kodaly Neurosis, NoMeansNo, Kyuss, QOTSA, Melvins, Bad Brains, Dillenger Escape Plan, Mr Bungle & all the Mike Patton projects, Wes Montgomery, Heavy Vegetable, Clutch, Jucifer, Gonzales, Semi-Pro, Elevator Action, Horse Theif, Pandora's Lunchbox, It Could Be Nothing, Fragile Porcelain Mice, Fugazi, Season to Risk, Morphine, Weird Al, Devo, Trans Am, CAN, Motorhead

Television:

Fishing with John

Books:

Too many to list. If a book is left around my house long enough it will get read.

Heroes:

Mstislav Rostropovich, Jacques Cousteau, Dmitri Shostakovitch, Jaco Pastorius, Fritz Maytag

My Blog

It's official

..>..>I AM 90%ASSHOLE/BITCH!SSHOLE/BITCH" border="0"/>I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinn...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good times

I have pie. All is well.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why the hell not

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 2. How long have you known me? 3. When & how did we meet? 4. What was your first impression? 5. If you could "hook me up" with ANYO...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Great promise for this one.

I'm constantly amazed by this child. She can squeal & squirm for 20 minutes no matter what I try to do to cheer her up but when she hears that first guitar lick from "Heaven's Not Overflowing," by COC...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST