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Brandon Lambertson

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About Me

Instead of me telling you all the things that I "think" I am, I'm going to tell you the things that I "know" I'm not. I'm not a jerk or a loser, no matter what anyone else says.....shut up Ashley....lol. I'm not cold hearted or unemotional, but I'm also not sappy and clingy. I'm not boring and I'm not lazy. I'm not the type to hold grudges and I never lie...well except for the occasional..."no really, your a great singer.".....hahaha Ashley. I'm not a home body, but I'm also not the type that won't curl up next to the beautiful WOMAN I love and watch a movie (awwww, ashley). I'm not a bad cook, but I'm not the iron chef either.....actually who cares, have you seen some of the things they make....gross. I'm not shy, but I'm deffinately not the loud jack a$$ at the bar grabbing everyone as they walk by and telling them how big my................bar bill is gonna be cuz "I'm freakin WASTED dude!!" Which brings me to...I'm not a drunk...lol. But I'm no saint either. hahahahahah !!!YES I AM!!! http://www.myspace.com/xtremesportspaintball*In Loving Memory of Christopher William Pinkus*....

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My Interests

Besides paintball.....beer, beer pong, pool, dirt bikes, bring back some of that beer and add more beer. inFamoUs I love movies and music. Anything entertaining. Working out...staying ripped, I'm huge don't fuck with me. Most drugs...especially the ones you have to shoot up..jk....Oh I like humping too...thats pretty fun....GROSS!

I'd like to meet:

I already met her....and she's my best friend.

Music:

Everything. I can appreciate all music, but I mainly listen to Hip hop, alternative, and dance/club.....Trance, house, break beats....used to DJ....love to dance. My list ranges from old stuff like NOFX, Offspring, pennywise, Greenday, Pearl Jam....yes I said Perl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Temple Of the Dog, Beastie Boys, NWA, Public Enemy, Snoop, Pac, Biggie, Dre, to newer Eminem, T.I, Paul Wall, 50, Game, Lil John east side boys, Trick Daddy, Lil Wayne, Killers, Panic at the Disco, Rise Against, Sum 41, System of a Down, Audio Slave, Taking Back Sunday, Blink, list goes on and on......Dj's would be Oakenfold, Irene, Simply Jeff, Dj Dan, BT, and others....Hell, I even like Garth Brooks....WHAT...SAY SUMPIN PUNK!!!

Movies:

I LOVE movies, comedies mainly, NEW FAVORITE.....Taledega Nights!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I like to party. Another classic......WEDDING CRASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Im in the trenches taking hand grenades for you , you selfish son of a bitch....MOM!! MEATLOAF!!! FUCK.....I dont even know what she does back there......) Napolean Dynamite, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy, Joe Dirt, All the Austin Powers, Office Space, King Pin, Bruce Almighty, Liar Liar, Me Myself and Irene, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Jay and Silent Bob, All the Friday's, Super Troopers, Old School, Zoo Lander, Anchor Man, Dodge Ball, Starsky And Hutch, and ofcourse the classics......Caddy Shack, Space Balls, Vacation, Fletch, The Jerk, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Goonies...HEY YOU GUUYYYYS! Other movies. Pulp Fiction, Heat, Casino, Fight Club, American History X, Bad Boys 1 & 2, The Patriot, Saving Prvate Ryan, Red Dawn, Boiler Room, The Last Samuri, Pirates of the Caribbean, Good Fellas,

Television:

65inch sony thats how I roll. Ultimate Fighter, UFC, Gene Simmons Show, House, Over Haulin, American Chopper, American Hot Rod, American Idol...what I'm American BACK OFF....SHIT.....Plastic Surgery before and after, Nip Tuck. I'm getting advice...leave me alone. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE ( number 1 in the hood G), Dave Chapelle, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, Jack Ass, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Sea Lab 2021, Simpsons...I like to laugh and stay young naturally....so I don't have to resort to that advice I talked about earlier.

Heroes:

Captain Morgan.....that guy saves the night for me ALLLLL the time.

My Blog

So I was born to do it?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence You are naturally athletic and coordinated, good at making your mind and body work together. Sports are fun and easy for you...
Posted by Brandon Lambertson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST