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Jason

Ceejay v4.06

About Me


Who reads this anyway?
If you want to read something, go read my blogs. They're written from the point of view of an angst-filled extremist, and are not necessarily my opinions, but are good for a chuckle. If you're offended by them, you're too uptight.

My Interests

Things that are awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris.

Music:

Whatever. Pretty varied. My tastes change by the week.

Movies:

Blade, LoTR, PoTC, any other movie that can be abbreviated into a four letter acronym and has "of the" in the center, Underworld, other junk.

Television:

Family Guy, House, Lost, SG-1, Simpsons, other misc.

Books:

LoTR; my inspiration.

Heroes:

Samwise Didier and Chris Metzen for art. Tolkien for writing.

My Blog

Jason Warren

Sixth grade.I just finished reading The Lord of the Rings, and Tolkien's work impacted me so, that I decided I, too, wanted to share stories with the world, and if I could touch just one soul the way ...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

I apologize

Jason Warren here, the man who brought you such blogs as, well, most of the "opinion" pieces below. You may be expecting another raging rant from me, perhaps a piece satirizing politics. You may have...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:26:00 PST

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum" - America's motto

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum - but I'm all outta gum." - Duke Nukem, the greatest American hero of all time (for saving the world from those anarchist aliens and mutants)   America. Wha...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:09:00 PST

Something different

I hate to do this, but I feel I have no choice. For once  no  for the only time, I am using a blog for what it was intended. I feel I have no choice. I need to put what Im feeling into words, yet I...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Save Mother Earth? To hell with that bizatch

The hell is up with all this Green Peace and Save Mother Earth bullshit? "Oh no, we are killing the planet, we must put an end to our madness." Get a life. It takes human beings to be egotistic enough...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog?

People use the term "blog" without even knowing what it means. Up and until a minute ago, I hadn't a clue as to what the hell this stupid word meant. Blog. It's like a log with a b in front. B-log? bu...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stabbing time

You know what I hate? People who start stories with "yeah so" or "so yeah." So yeah, I get home tonight from restaurant supper because I gotta get cracking on some damn math studying. Yeah so my pare...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiots

I like to believe that I'm a fair person. I don't think I'm a particularly exciteable individual, one who normally flips out over any little thing. But the other day, I was browsing the net, and happe...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Prime Minister(s)

You know who I miss? Jean Chrétien. Say what you want about him, but he had alot of personality. Not like Paul Martin. I can't even think of anything to say about Paul Martin, because he's boring. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST