unconcious killer and the wise ass |
so theres this guy...his name is ralph. he lives a very mediocer life. he is a widow and doesnt know why. he used to have kids but not anymore.he had a cat and a dog as pets named sparkles and jojo.th...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
the rocket man |
so heres a little story about a kid that lives in a different dimention form everyone else. were he lives there is no such thing as friction or gravity .....his name is kevin.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:00 GMT |
fuck |
fuck is a universal word. everywere i go i ask the people who know other languages if they can teach it to me in their language and they always have a word for it. its a noun."u fuck!". its an adjetiv...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 23:57:00 GMT |
the girl |
so there was this girl. she walked right by me in here short skirt and red converses. she caught my heart and my eyes lookin at her. she smiled at me and socked me in the eye. she had the softest hand...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
total annihilation 101 |
welcome to class. today we will be showing you how to use the forces of destruction.beat itpunch ittear itblow itbonk itcrack ittackle itstab itsnipe ittype itshoot itkill itbeat itbag itsnort itchoke...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
bad luck |
so there was this guy that was on a empty highway heading north driving his piece of shit car when it broke down and he started highicking. he started walkin thumbs up for about an hour when these thr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
