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Shawn

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm 2' 4" tall and I have a fantasically lumpy head. But this is supposedly good luck. I think, though, that it's actually good luck for other people. I have yet to see any such luck for myself. My friends (the few that I have) all seem to be very lucky. Winning lotteries, scoring great jobs/careers, meeting that perfect someone, etc., etc.. They're all very happy. My last three toes on both feet are webbed together. I'm not sure why. All this is probably a result of being born and growing up in the Great Lakes region and my mother swimming in Lake Erie while pregnant with me. That's not proven though, so don't go running to the papers. I'm pretty easy going, except when I black out and go into a violent fit of rage (smashing furniture, trying to cut off my own hands). My meds have toned that down. Now that only happens once every couple of months. You should be my friend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bullfighters, Fashion Models, E.T., Pat Morita, a chimpanzee or orangutang, Tom Waits, a good lawyer, a cheap dentist, a rich and bored housewife and someone with a pool and a car.

My Blog

See me on CBC Radio 3!!!

http://archive.cbcradio3.com/issues/2004_10_22/main.cfm?page = Go to the table of contents and click on Guitar II. Watch me make a mess.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 15:04:00 GMT