i resign |
consider this my resignation. i officially quit life. there is too much to do and when you realize you passed something amazing up and realize your mistake, you regret EVERYTHING. and the only way for...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:35:00 GMT |
fuck your subject |
once upon a beautiful alamedan day, my good friend sarry, and my friend who is not as good, but just as great, jen, and me, the illustrious livia, were planning a little journey to the Temple of tatto...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 21:40:00 GMT |
french fries. |
once upon a time, there was a girl named livia and this girl never brushed her hair. now, livia was in her physics class with this girl named after the capital of wisconsin, and they were having fun w...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 22:11:00 GMT |
Waterpolo |
My new Myspace friend, Jay, is quite hilarious and here is why.
now with regards to your making tea in underwear....am I to believe that you're into water sports?
Genius, maybe even funnier than Mat...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:13:00 GMT |
High Quality Stoner Humor |
Matt Anderson: a last night i made coffee in my thong. hahaha it was nutty
that is high quality stoner humor. keep it up sir. i would like to commend you publicly, or as publicly as this blog can get ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 23:05:00 GMT |
Welcome to Australia. Love, Mum. |
So, this blog is directed at Casey Nunes but anyone is welcome to read on. Casey, you must come to Download Tour. You must. You have no choice. Deal with it.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 20:05:00 GMT |
Why Laura is a MAN |
Laura: Livia, your breasts are big and beautiful
20 second pause
Laura: and any guy would want to get to know you better as a person because of how beautiful they are.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:07:00 GMT |
prom |
so, i just went to my third prom, and i found it quite satisfactory. i had helluv fun, to use laraine's favorite word, and i wasn't even drunk the whole time. the after party was ok too, lots of peopl...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 15:30:00 GMT |
KISS JOHNNY DEPP and get a free designer handbag |
I cannot begin to fathom why humans have such a necessity to live excessively, and by excessively I am referring to the act of striving to possess their every desire and more. It is of course sometime...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Apr 2005 21:03:00 GMT |
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this spring break was uber savage. i got to go to seattle, i only slept at home one night the entire week, and i got drunk with all my favorite people. oh, and i went in a hot tub about a billion tril...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Apr 2005 19:33:00 GMT |
