For too long Undead Americans have stood by and watched near silently as the living systematically excluded them from society. This heartbeat-centric culture has prevented the living dead from making a positive contribution to society through legal and illegal methods of discrimination, exclusion and outright violence.We demand the Right To Living Death, to have jobs, to use public transportation and to make our own way in the world.We understand many of the living may feel uncomfortable around members of the undead majority, but through education and public service announcements we are confident that prejudices against appearances, lack of mobility and dietary needs can be overcome.We need a leader to bring these issues to the nation’s attention, to give the Undead a voice! And so the AARG (Association of Americans Returned from the Grave) is proud to put forth our nominees for President in 2008 - The Zombie Presidents!
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