About Me
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My name is Mykul.
This is how I live:
I'm better than you.
I'm not a model, I just look like one.
I cheer for
GymTyme
All-Stars
2006, 2007, and 2008 WORLD CHAMPIONS!
How many rings you got? I've got 4!
I date psychos.
The last one hacked into my account.
He deleted my profile.
I had myspace before it was cool.
I love me.
I'm the best cheerleader with a torn ACL you've ever seen.
I don't care what people think of me.
Half the time I don't even care about people.
I'm conceited.
I'm vain.
I rawk.
You suck.
^^^The only thing that means anything to me in life.^^^
I am GymTyme.
I crush on people I can't have.
I hate myself more than anyone.
I want to move faaar away and start over.
I WILL be famous one day.
Bicuriosity killed the cat.
Charmed + Family Guy = Sex.
You can't be me, I'm a rockstar.
I can do a flip!
I'm not mean, you're just stupid.
I am a morning person.
Fat on the inside.
I'm very talented.
I text a lot.
Just let me hold you as we all fall down.
My mommy is my best friend.
Portuguese guys are the HOTTEST.
Follwed by Italians.
The Spice Girls got back together!
Question: Why are there seat belts in Airplanes, but not on buses?
I shower a lot.
I like to make people smile.
I'm a big ol' homo.
Just because I flirt with you, does NOT mean I want you.
It's just my personality.
If you don't like me, don't talk to me.
I like to read books.
Boys are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...
You want me.
Funny Quotes Said by My Friend's and I!
Jesykah-"Look, a heard of ducks! Ribbit!"
Jesykah-"Do they have Seaweed in lakes?"
Me-"No, I think it's called Lakeweed."
Kendall-"How did they get to Europe before they had airplanes?"
Me-"I mean, it's not like my wind is going to be blowing in the hair. Wait..."
Crissi-"Can we get some mullosk crackers?"
Jesykah's Mom-"You have until this hourglass runs out."
Jesykah-"How long is that?"
Jesykah: "I'll be like a rollie pollie!"
Both: "A real big one!"
Jesykah: "U DICK!"
Me: "LMAO!"
Jesykah-"So, did I tell you I got food poisoning?"
Mykul-"I'm jealous, that's like the best diet ever."
Jesykah-"I know, I thought I of you when I was throwing up and mom walked in and I said, 'get out, I'm losing weight!'"
Kendall-"I didn't know that SPF 30 meant that it blocked 30% of the sun's rays!"
James-"I tried to color my hair dark brown...but it ended up black."
Jesykah-"I went to go get three inches cut off my hair, and look! I'm no math scientition, but I'm pretty sure this isn't three inches!"
Jesykah-"I met a hot Asian once, wait, he wasn't Asian, he was..uh...it's starts with a 'F'"
Me-"Philippineo?"
Jesykah-"Yeah!"
Me-"Jesykah, Philippineo starts with a 'PH'"
Jesykah-"Mykul, why do you have two sinks?"
Me-"Jesykah, that's a reflection."
Me-"Kendall, if you are from Jamaica...why are you white?"
Kendall-"Oh my God, Mykul, you can't just ask people why they are white!!"
Andy-"Jesus had to get laid too!"
Mykul-"Actually, he didn't, it said so in the Bible..."
Jessica-"Hello?! How did he knock up Mary?!"
Andy-"That was God!"
Jessica-"Oh my God! Oh God, I don't know who you are fucking, I apologize, Amen."
Me: "I will kill us both! I will run us into that wall!"
Jesykah: "That's not a wall, that's a ditch!"
Me: "You're a wall!"
Jesykah: "You're a ditch!"
Mykul-"So, you know how when you get out of the tanning bed, you smell like burned skin?"
Kendall-"Yeah?..."
Mykul-"Do you think when cows get sunburned they smell like hamburgers?"
Will-"No, they have hair so they don't get burned..."
Kendall-"No-I have hair too and look, my scalp is burned!"
Me: "I hope the chicken and the rooster have babies."
Jesykah: "They would be 'chooster!'"
Me: "No, they would be chicks.."
Jesykah: "I thought chickens and roosters were two different things!"
Me: "No Jesykah, they are the same animal."
Me-"Hmm...Big Red Float. I wanna try that.."
Jesykah-"A big red float?! I wanna ride!"
Me-"Jesykah, you are such a train wreck! You know, like the one we had in Bullitt county when all the chemicals spilled, that's you."
Jesykah-"*Gasp* I do NOT pollute the air!"
Blake-"Yeah! Go back to Africa!"
Me-"Baby, he's from Jamaica..."
Blake-"Oh, well, GO BACK TO JAMAICA!"
Me-"When I was in Boston-"
Jesykah-"Wait, I thought you went to Massachusetts?"
Jesykah-"Isn't France in Italy?"
Kendall-" *looks at sign* Omg, I didn't know we were in Paris...Europe.."
Me: "Kendall, Paris is in France..."
Me-"Put your heart where your mouth is? Wouldn't that be cannibalism?"
Santwon-"Big Daddy, you can't go to prison, you'll be dropping the soap all the time."
Bucky-"That bitch will be throwing the soap."
Me-" *gasp* Bitches!"
Me-"I wonder what kind of bird that is? *Puts finger to chin*
Both-"Hmm..."
Me-"I hate nature...it's sooo.."
Both-"Green."
Me-"It smells like sex down here!"
Jesykah-"OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!"
Jesykah-"Mm...you got some nice thighs, I'd like to fuck them!"
Jesykah-"Is Canada a continent?"
Jesykah's Mom-"Does a Homosapien mean you're straight?"
Jesykah-"No mom, it means you are a person."
Jesykah's Mom-"Oh, I thought it meant you were straight. lol."
Jesykah-"He had one ball..."
Crissi-My ex's dad had one ball and I asked him, 'Can he have kids?' He just looked at me and shook his head.."
Mykul-"Omg..."
Jesykah-*Two Min. Later* "Ohhhh...I get it!"
Jesykah's Grandma-"Who was it that died? Wasn't it your dad's mom?"
Me-"Wait, isn't that you?"
Jesykah-"Haha, it looks like you have a fourth nipple!"
Landy-"I didn't know I had three..."
Jesykah-"Did you hear that? Oh, it was your toast. Our toast machine scares me. Wait, is it called a toast machine?"
Mykul-"No, it's a toaster..."..
*Ugly people walk by. Mykul and Jesykah hold their breath*
Me-"Were you holding your breath too?!"
Jesykah-"Yeah, I was scared I was going to inhale their ugliness."
Jesykah-"You want a dog? You've never seen it! What if it has one eye going this way, and one eye going this way, and a fourth leg! Wait."
Jesykah: "I wanna go to Amsterdam with you."
Mykul: "Why me? I don't speak Dutch!"
Jesykah: "Mykul, we're not going to Sweden!"
Jesykah's Mom-"You really think you can get a guy that hot?"
Me-"*To Jesykah* Your mom just called you ugly."
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