Random Thoughts |
Random Thoughts
1. I'm getting old. I was watching a Campbell's Chucky Soup commercial and I thought to myself, "Matt Hasselbeck's mom is a babe.
2. I joined an internet dating site but my town is so ...
Posted by Crash on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST |
Assholes 102 |
Lesson 102: Easy To Recognize Assholes
Male Asshole = Donald Trump
Female Asshole = Rosie O'Donnell
Your An Asshole = If you are interested in the fight between these two assholes....
Posted by Crash on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST |
Nation of Assholes Example 001 |
If you don't think we are a nation of assholes, just remember the last time you drove on the freeway and/or highway. Whatever the hell you call it in your local area.
The speed limit is 65 ...
Posted by Crash on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST |
Jesus vs Oprah |
Jesus vs Oprah
1. Money:
Oprah has more money than God, Jesus was the son of God and lived among the poor.
Winner: Jesus
2. Fame:
Oprah is a famous television celebrity who people mostly living i...
Posted by Crash on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST |
Internet Dating |
I joined an internet dating site, I not saying which one but here are a few of the profile headings I'll be sure to avoid.
1. "Catlady164" I hope to hell that she doesn't have a 164 cats! She'd need a...
Posted by Crash on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST |
